WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted July 26, 2004 It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 72. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased casket. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite what piled high with flours. As a long-time friend, Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy. She described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted July 26, 2004 ^ ^ And these are for the grave Rest in Pieces ^_^ Pillsbury Dough-Boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted August 14, 2004 HAHAHAHA! That's funny! :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaina27 0 Posted August 14, 2004 hehehehehehehe hahahahahahaha hohohohohoho hehehehehehe :( :( :( :( :( I'm gonna put that story about "old people" on here some day.... heheheheheheheheheheh :blink: ~Jaina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted September 25, 2004 Poor Dough Boy! Everyone is laughing at his misfortune! .................. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is so funny! :lol: :hug: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 20, 2004 Could it also have been something to do with the huge croissant-shaped stone he passed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites