Pillsbury Doughboy

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. The

Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and

complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 72.

 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased casket. Dozens of

celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.

Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the

Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite what piled high

with flours. As a long-time friend, Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy.

 

She described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was

kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life

was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,

wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a

little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered

a roll model for millions.

 

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough

and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by

his elderly father, Pop Tart.

 

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

[Jeanway 0]

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And these are for the grave Rest in Pieces ^_^ Pillsbury Dough-Boy

[sea trooper 0]

HAHAHAHA! That's funny! :(

[jaina27 0]

hehehehehehehe hahahahahahaha hohohohohoho hehehehehehe

:( :( :( :( :(

 

I'm gonna put that story about "old people" on here some day....

 

heheheheheheheheheheh

 

:blink:

 

~Jaina

[Valeris 2]

Poor Dough Boy! Everyone is laughing at his misfortune! .................. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is so funny! :lol: :hug:

[Wishfire 2]

Could it also have been something to do with the huge croissant-shaped stone he passed?