~~ Things You Shouldn't Do ~~

[Jeanway 0]

Like trying to clean your keyboard with an alcohol soaked cottonball while your computer on, and your at the site

[sea trooper 0]

Eating Reese's Pieces and then drinking Dr. Pepper. Good seperate, but nasty together....

[Jeanway 0]

Eat chocolate cake then wash it down with grape juice

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Join this site believing the Administration doesn't have the tools or the resolve to deal permanently with spammers, trolls or terrorists. Isn't that right CX?

[Jeanway 0]

GULP!

[Angela 1]

Annoy the mods of this site. Learnt that the hard way

[sea trooper 0]

Annoying the mods at forums.starwars.com. I am fearful around every corner.....

[hangon 3]

Join here and start a topic and then jump on ppl when they disagree with you just because your opinion is not the same as there's ...*looks around*..thought i saw a "UFO"..nope was just a "TRASH" can

Edited July 4, 2004 by hangon

[Jeanway 0]

Stear clear of controversial topics if you know they are a thorn in your side to begin with. Don't let your emotions get the best of you and learn when it's time to shut up and bail.

 

This is my sign to shut up and bail:

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Trying to do a 20 hour day in 24 hours.

[fenriz275 0]

You should never test if an electrical wire is live or not by simply grabbing hold of it. :)

[BakulaBabe 2]

Never take a convertable to a drive-thru car wash. :)

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Let your brother have you AIM screen name

[Odie 0]

Standing in front of someone and rising your right hand for the third time.

[Jeanway 0]

Don't press your luck.

 

Don't go to the beach when it's raining.

 

Don't put off putting gas in your car if your below E.

 

Don't go shopping if your on E.

 

Don't lock your car keys in your trunk.

 

Don't pick your nose at a red light.

 

Don't blow your nose if it's bleeding.

 

Don't tell the drug dealing neighbor to be quiet.

 

Don't assume anything.

 

Don't forget to pay your rent.

 

Don't stick your tongue out at a cop.

 

Don't get up after one hour's sleep.

 

Don't eat Chile if you already have heartburn.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Leave your computer on for 14 days and find out that your memory is full and that it was set to hibernate

[nik 0]

When camping, never use poison ivy for toilet paper.

 

Don't try to give a cat a bath in the toilet.

 

Never ask a pregnant woman, "Got Milk?"

 

Don't wear a dress to the Friday night poker game with the guys.

 

Never shave your eyeballs.

 

Never see a movie with any of the following words in the title: 'Booty' or 'Call'

 

Don't change your name on your passport to "Osama Bin Laden."

 

Never serve ham sandwiches at a Bar Mitzvah.

[Jeanway 0]

Don't yell at your Landlord

[Airies 0]

Don't drink 12 beers then try to disconnect a washing machine water line while washing machine is still plugged in. ZAP OUCH!!!

 

Oh and nik "Pregnant women got milk?" That was great! I'm still laughing that one off almost blew coffee all over my screen!

[Jeanway 0]

:) :) Don't blow coffee all over your screen.

[Airies 0]

I didn't but came real darn close! Just imagining someone walking up to a pregnant woman and asking "Got Milk?" Is just funny to me. I don't know why. I'm just weird.

[nik 0]

If you're looking at the monkeys at the zoo, and one of them throws an unidentified object at you, you shouldn't eat it.

 

You should never tell "Yo' Mama" jokes to a sibling or a parent.

 

You should never eat a piece of meat with maggots on it; brush the maggots off first.

 

You should never, EVER use any of the following letters in a conversation with a woman who's in a bad mood: 'P', 'M', or 'S' - no matter what she says or does.

 

No matter how good you are at catching things in your mouth, you should try to avoid catching the following in your mouth: stray bullets, razor blades, bowling balls, cats, urine, wild animals, Dom DeLuise, and various cannisters of nerve agents. Popcorn and peanuts are fine.

 

You really shouldn't brag about being able to pee the letters of your name in snow or on a wall, unless your name is Riki Tiki Tembo No Sa Rembo Teri Beri Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo.

Edited August 19, 2004 by nik

[Jeanway 0]

You O.K. there nik? Time for a little R+R?

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Writing your lab report by hand then finding out that it has to be typed.

[zero-x 0]

Don't report offensive private messages you received to the moderator on the Bury FC Message Board :)

 

Never tell your girlfriend's best friend that you have a massive crush on her.

 

Never tell your girlfriend that you have a massive crush on her best friend.

 

Never let your girlfriend go on a two-week vacation in Turkey, because when she comes back, she will just want to be friends.

Edited August 23, 2004 by zero-x

[hangon 3]

Never tell your girlfriend's best friend that you have a massive crush on her.

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Ohhh yeah that would not be a good day at the office...lol

 

 

Never take advantage of a friendship :blush 2:

[zero-x 0]

Never lie about your age to a girl you really like over the internet, especially when you tell the truth to her friends, because then she will find out VERY quickly...

[Airies 0]

Never eat a Harry Potter jelly bean that one of your kids gave you without asking what flavor it is first...YUCK....

[DixonHill1989 0]

NEVER...run away from a spider while your g/f is watching :)

[DutchDebbie 0]

Never take out your bad mood on someone who loves you :)