Jeanway 0 Posted July 4, 2004 Like trying to clean your keyboard with an alcohol soaked cottonball while your computer on, and your at the site Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted July 4, 2004 Eating Reese's Pieces and then drinking Dr. Pepper. Good seperate, but nasty together.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted July 4, 2004 Eat chocolate cake then wash it down with grape juice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted July 4, 2004 Join this site believing the Administration doesn't have the tools or the resolve to deal permanently with spammers, trolls or terrorists. Isn't that right CX? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted July 4, 2004 Annoy the mods of this site. Learnt that the hard way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted July 4, 2004 Annoying the mods at forums.starwars.com. I am fearful around every corner..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted July 4, 2004 (edited) Join here and start a topic and then jump on ppl when they disagree with you just because your opinion is not the same as there's ...*looks around*..thought i saw a "UFO"..nope was just a "TRASH" can Edited July 4, 2004 by hangon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted July 4, 2004 Stear clear of controversial topics if you know they are a thorn in your side to begin with. Don't let your emotions get the best of you and learn when it's time to shut up and bail. This is my sign to shut up and bail: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted July 27, 2004 Trying to do a 20 hour day in 24 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted July 29, 2004 You should never test if an electrical wire is live or not by simply grabbing hold of it. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted July 29, 2004 Never take a convertable to a drive-thru car wash. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted July 31, 2004 Let your brother have you AIM screen name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted July 31, 2004 Standing in front of someone and rising your right hand for the third time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted July 31, 2004 Don't press your luck. Don't go to the beach when it's raining. Don't put off putting gas in your car if your below E. Don't go shopping if your on E. Don't lock your car keys in your trunk. Don't pick your nose at a red light. Don't blow your nose if it's bleeding. Don't tell the drug dealing neighbor to be quiet. Don't assume anything. Don't forget to pay your rent. Don't stick your tongue out at a cop. Don't get up after one hour's sleep. Don't eat Chile if you already have heartburn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted July 31, 2004 Leave your computer on for 14 days and find out that your memory is full and that it was set to hibernate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted August 19, 2004 When camping, never use poison ivy for toilet paper. Don't try to give a cat a bath in the toilet. Never ask a pregnant woman, "Got Milk?" Don't wear a dress to the Friday night poker game with the guys. Never shave your eyeballs. Never see a movie with any of the following words in the title: 'Booty' or 'Call' Don't change your name on your passport to "Osama Bin Laden." Never serve ham sandwiches at a Bar Mitzvah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 19, 2004 Don't yell at your Landlord Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airies 0 Posted August 19, 2004 Don't drink 12 beers then try to disconnect a washing machine water line while washing machine is still plugged in. ZAP OUCH!!! Oh and nik "Pregnant women got milk?" That was great! I'm still laughing that one off almost blew coffee all over my screen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 19, 2004 :) :) Don't blow coffee all over your screen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airies 0 Posted August 19, 2004 I didn't but came real darn close! Just imagining someone walking up to a pregnant woman and asking "Got Milk?" Is just funny to me. I don't know why. I'm just weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted August 19, 2004 (edited) If you're looking at the monkeys at the zoo, and one of them throws an unidentified object at you, you shouldn't eat it. You should never tell "Yo' Mama" jokes to a sibling or a parent. You should never eat a piece of meat with maggots on it; brush the maggots off first. You should never, EVER use any of the following letters in a conversation with a woman who's in a bad mood: 'P', 'M', or 'S' - no matter what she says or does. No matter how good you are at catching things in your mouth, you should try to avoid catching the following in your mouth: stray bullets, razor blades, bowling balls, cats, urine, wild animals, Dom DeLuise, and various cannisters of nerve agents. Popcorn and peanuts are fine. You really shouldn't brag about being able to pee the letters of your name in snow or on a wall, unless your name is Riki Tiki Tembo No Sa Rembo Teri Beri Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo. Edited August 19, 2004 by nik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 19, 2004 You O.K. there nik? Time for a little R+R? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted August 21, 2004 Writing your lab report by hand then finding out that it has to be typed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zero-x 0 Posted August 23, 2004 (edited) Don't report offensive private messages you received to the moderator on the Bury FC Message Board :) Never tell your girlfriend's best friend that you have a massive crush on her. Never tell your girlfriend that you have a massive crush on her best friend. Never let your girlfriend go on a two-week vacation in Turkey, because when she comes back, she will just want to be friends. Edited August 23, 2004 by zero-x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted August 23, 2004 Never tell your girlfriend's best friend that you have a massive crush on her. 255009[/snapback] Ohhh yeah that would not be a good day at the office...lol Never take advantage of a friendship :blush 2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zero-x 0 Posted August 23, 2004 Never lie about your age to a girl you really like over the internet, especially when you tell the truth to her friends, because then she will find out VERY quickly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airies 0 Posted August 23, 2004 Never eat a Harry Potter jelly bean that one of your kids gave you without asking what flavor it is first...YUCK.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DixonHill1989 0 Posted August 23, 2004 NEVER...run away from a spider while your g/f is watching :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DutchDebbie 0 Posted August 23, 2004 Never take out your bad mood on someone who loves you :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites