Q stole my bike 0 Posted June 25, 2004 -5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions -if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off -my cat can beat up your cat -I see dumb people -it's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious -your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot -I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! -I'm not as think as you drunk I am -change is inevitable, except from vending machines -It is as bad as you think, and they are all out to get you -all generalizations are false Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 25, 2004 -Honk if you love my mother (I actually saw this) -Honk if you hate honking -Honk if you're a trekkie (@ convention) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted June 25, 2004 -Mean people suck -My son beat up the Student of the week at your school -Whats your problesm (on a Motocycle)-If you see this the Babe(substituted) fell off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted June 26, 2004 (edited) -5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions That is the one my brother had on his trombone case, though I think he has it on his car window now I have seen a lot of them, many are quite amusing. One of them that I still think is amusing is "St. Augustine: A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem" Instead of my car(well, I decided not to get a car until after graduating from High School), when I was about 16 or 17, I placed the following on a notebook of mine in this order. "Starfleet Academy" "The Earth Is Full, Now Go Home" "Ask Me If I Care" I had just thought it to be funny at the time.. I had "Honk if parts fall off" on my other car, but I got startled a couple times when people would actually honk. Especially since the two that honked, were a) tailgating me and B ) were semi-trucks. :blink: :blink: Edited June 26, 2004 by Yillara_Soong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace 0 Posted June 26, 2004 I started a topic on this on another board, so I've got a few. Invest in America; Buy a Congressman The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight! Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist. So many pedestrians, so little time. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? He who laughs last thinks slowest. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a jerk. Keep honking, I'm reloading. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Prevent inbreeding: ban country music. I is a college student. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaz4stfguy 0 Posted June 26, 2004 Ace, to those bumper stickers, may I say -w00t,w00t!! :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted June 26, 2004 :blink: :blink: Those are great keep them coming...lol :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted June 26, 2004 I always liked: My kid can beat up your honor student Others I have seen RIF the NEA If you can read this you are too close A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work Beam me up Scotty - there's no intelligent life down here I owe, I owe....it's off to work I go. I have seen the one about banning country music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrekkieMage 0 Posted June 27, 2004 Those are priceless... :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mike_Hines01 Posted June 27, 2004 :lol: :o :lol: I found those hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
