Q stole my bike 0 Posted June 21, 2004 -Engineering on the Ent D is run by Oompa Loompas -Worf made his son, Alexander, take up ballet -"Worf" is Klingon for "Pinnhead" -Welsey Crusher was once attacked by pink poodles -Barclay is really the captain of the Ent D, Picard has just been trapped in the holodeck for so long that he thinks he's the captain -Deanna lives in fear that mood rings will come back in style, thus putting her out of work ok...can't think of anymore...feel free to add your own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 21, 2004 Riker didn't really sleep with anybody. It was a holodeck simulation. Geordi can really see, hes just uses the VISOR for x-ray vision. Data is not fully functional. Janeway actaully drinks Decaf. The borg are actaully midget nerds with holographic technology who have been picked on just a wee little too much. OJ simpson plays Sisko The bajoran wormhole is made of blue cotton candy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCrystal 0 Posted June 21, 2004 (edited) Picard had to prohibit the serving of lobster on the Enterprise because Worf found it offensive to see everyone holding a lobster to their foreheads and doing very bad Klingon impersonations. Just guess where Geordi has to hook Data up to recharge him. Now you know why Geordi's Data's best friend. The original five year journey was not actually to explore and go where no man has gone before, unless it was to alien restrooms and Kirk's real job was to remove from the walls, 'For a good time call Trip'. Edited June 22, 2004 by BlueCrystal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted June 22, 2004 :rofl:Those are great i love a good laugh in the morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILIKESEVEN 0 Posted June 22, 2004 Data was acutaly desiged for use on Risa, Wesly was forced to go to the academy, he actualy wanted to be a balletdancer The escape of Seven was a setup by the queenborg, as soon as oyager returns to earth she starts to assimutale everybody, and after a few months the alfa-quadrend is one dig happy collective Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
