cptwright 1 Posted May 29, 2004 First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl.  Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth.  Ruined the whole damn thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 29, 2004 (edited) " To curse out this blessed man " Yea, NOW it's funny Edited May 29, 2004 by Jeanway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Luthien 0 Posted May 29, 2004 Then he added a mouth. ? Ruined the whole damn thing. hahahahaahah this one is funny!Although my feministic side is also playing up,but its stilla good one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptwright 1 Posted June 2, 2004 " To curse out this blessed man " Yea, NOW it's funny WHO ME :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted June 19, 2004 " To curse out this blessed man " Yea, NOW it's funny MUCh better. No, the whole joke is funny. But I like that part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted June 20, 2004 I like Jean's ending better... So, to be fair to the girls, here's another (IMO better) one God created man, then woman Click for Spoiler: hey, there's gotta be a rough draft before a masterpiece Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
