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The Twisted Wish Game

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school is over and you have a degree but your credits were never recorded so you have to take it all over again..

I wish I had a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars...

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You have that much money, but it's Chilean dollars, and worth 25 American cents...

 

I wish I could move like Neo in The Matrix Reloaded

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You can move like Neo but can't see wher you're going...

I wish I know everything in the world...

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there is no sadness in the world, but there is no emotion...

I wish the world was all borg..

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granted, but them someone travels back through time after getting caught in a temporal wake and changes things.

 

I wish for unlimited amounts of credit.

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You've got it. But your credit card is only accepted in Thailand.

 

I wish the moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie.

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You have vacation on Monday, but your computer crashes.

 

 

I wish I had my very own lightsaber.

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Yes, you receive one via UPS from a mysterious person. When you go to activate it, you accidentally slice apart your front door, causing one door piece to conk you senselessly on the head. Awaking some days later, your saber is gone.

 

I wish that I could fly.

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You can fly - but your landing skills are on par with those of the Greatest American Hero.

 

 

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.

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You've got it! But you have to share with it with me.

 

I wish all dogs went to heaven.

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All dogs are going to heaven but everything including you goes to hell...

 

I wish I had warp travel...

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All dogs are going to heaven but everything including you goes to hell...

 

I wish I had warp travel...

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All dogs are going to heaven but everything including you goes to hell...

 

I wish I had warp travel...

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You have it, but the warp field destablizes and your ship is destroyed

 

I wish I had large demonic wings

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A giant fire-breathing, fanged, malevelont demon - complete with large wings - lands in your back yard. He looks hungry.

 

I wish the future was not so uncertain.

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You know the future but your past and present is destroyed

 

I wish I have all the knoledge for the history exam in my head already

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You do, it's just your recovery that's faulty, THIMK! :eekout:

 

 

I wish we'd find the treasure soon so we can haul A** to Borabora and help Weareborg and HeadBorg fight those French that are coming to kill them both.

 

 

 

{ This is a perfect example of Multi-Thread Bandwaggoning } :waaaa::waaaa:

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You kill bill but you get killed one second later...

I wish I could have no exams...

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OK, you rule the world, but everyone has already died...

 

I wish I played Chakotay on Voyager...

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Granted, but your acting skills aren't up to parr...

 

I wish I wasn't the richest person in the world.

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you aren't the richest person in the world but you are the poorest...

I wish I was dead

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You get your wish, but you must walk amung the living.

 

I wish I had a dollar for everytime somebody said, "Hey! I'm going to give you a dollar."

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you get the dollar but the world currency beomes the euro...

I wish that time would go faster...

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You get the time going faster, but you age.

 

I wish I was eating that yodel right now... Mmm... yodel...

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