Top Ten Signs That You're In A Parallel Universe

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10. Britain has actually won a medal at the Winter Olympics (or any Olympics for that matter!)

 

9. The Cancer Man has given up smoking.

 

8. "Space Precinct" is a far better show than "Babylon 5".

 

7. The band Oasis doesn't trash hotel rooms; they're tidy and well behaved.

 

6. Counsellor Troi can actually sense something.

 

5. Brent Spiner's album 'Ol Yellow Eyes is Back' stays at number one of the Billboard Album charts for ten months.

 

4. Gates McFadden gets more than ten minutes of screen time in a Star Trek film.

 

3. Data and the country singer, who was in 'The Neutral Zone', go on a five month tour of the Dominion.

 

2. The Starship Voyager doesn't lose a shuttlecraft every episode.

 

And The Number One Sign You're In A Parallel Universe...

 

1. The new captain of the Starship Universe wears a very long scarf, keeps inanely grinning, whilst offering you a jellybaby from a very large paper bag.

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France wins a war!

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France wins a war!

Ummmm France has won several wars throughout history...

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You start thinking ..hey Quark is actually cute...

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France wins a war!

Ummmm France has won several wars throughout history...

True, Nem, here they are: French Military Victories

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lighten up, its a humour forum!

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Umm, instead of there being a united states of america, it's a united states of canada and william shatner is actually a citizen of new britain instead of canada?

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10. Britain has actually won a medal at the Winter Olympics (or any Olympics for that matter!)

Ummm, Jane Torvill & Christopher Dean. Figure Skating(Ice Dance)

1st, 1984 Olympic Games - Sarajevo

3rd, 1994 Olympic Games - Lillehammer

 

That is one example right off the top of my head..

This link could help...

Britains Olympic Medal Winners over history

 

 

 

5. Brent Spiner's album 'Ol Yellow Eyes is Back' stays at number one of the Billboard Album charts for ten months.

 

Oh, I can agree with THIS one!! :lol:

 

 

 

AH, a good one at least IMO

THe Jacksonville Jaguars have not only a winning season, but make it to the Super Bowl and win it this year on home turf!!

It could happen.....maybe in a parallel universe, but it could happen. Sorry, JAX is basically the hometown team for me..the city is just to the north of my hometown, and I also went to school there for about a year and a half.

Edited April 28, 2004 by Yillara_Soong

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the Texans actually winning the super bowl..

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:blink:

the Texans actually winning the super bowl..

No, Buffalo Bills winning a super bowl

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10. Britain has actually won a medal at the Winter Olympics (or any Olympics for that matter!)

Ummm, Jane Torvill & Christopher Dean. Figure Skating(Ice Dance)

1st, 1984 Olympic Games - Sarajevo

3rd, 1994 Olympic Games - Lillehammer

 

That is one example right off the top of my head..

This link could help...

Britains Olympic Medal Winners over history

I know, but it is rare

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Dad does not hit that one red light on the way to school! (This has only happened twice in the entire 4 7/8 years I have been going to that school).