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10 Reasons Why The Federation Never Wins

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10) The Prime Directive.

 

9) They spend all of their time designing uniforms.

 

8) These new troublesome aliens keep popping up.

 

7) No Indian or Chineese engineers on board.

 

6) Still haven't designed a decent shuttle craft.

 

5) People like Jean-Luc insist on playing by the rules.

 

4) Worf never gets to win a fight.

 

3) They have thousands of people on board their starships, but only the bridge crew knows how to do anything.

 

2) Picard had to go and tick off the Q.

 

1) The Klingons have ALWAYS had better looking ships.

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I like the part about the Chinese and Indians...

:drool:

BTW before anyone calls this one a stereotype, i'd like to let it be known that it is infact a compliment on there brilliant technical abilities as nations.

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