You starship's captain might be a redneck it...

[Q stole my bike 0]

-he calls Klingons and Romulans "doggon varmits!"

-he put an NRA bumper sticker on the outside of the ship

-after he wins a battle he yells "YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!"

-he keeps a 6-pack under the captain's chair

-when the veiwscreen is not in use he watches Bass Fishing on it

-he has a stuffed possum in his ready room

-his favorite holodeck program is a NASCAR race

-the only things his replicator makes are beer and deep fried foods

-he put a pair of bullhorns on the front of the saucer

-the cargo bay has a boat in it that's been sitting there for 15 years

-one of the shuttle crafts is up on cinderblocks

-he's grabbed and ensign and said "Come here and look at this before I flush it."

[Ace 0]

You forgot about the phaser rifle rack behind the Captain's chair.

Good ones, QSMB.

[fenriz275 0]

orders the chief engineer to put cupholder on the captain's chair

[Odo 0]

Answers Hails With Howdy.

[Jeanway 0]

orders the chief engineer to put cupholder on the captain's chair

 

 

 

That sounds vaugely familiar, huh Q? Huh Tiz?

[fenriz275 0]

I have the short term memory of a gnat. So huh to your huh.

[Angela 1]

Episode of ent where trip is modifying Archers Chair and he says that the mods will even have room for a cup holder

[fenriz275 0]

I need to start carrying a little pad around with me everywhere so I can write stuff down. If my memory keeps fading at this rate in 5 years I'll be wondering around the neighborhood looking for my house.

[Julie 0]

Your starship captain might be a redneck if the Shuttlepods have gunracks.

[fenriz275 0]

has a memorial to Dale Earnhardt in the ready room

[LadyNarana 0]

If he ever thinks 'Klingons' are the pieces of food to his shirt after lunch, he might be a redneck.