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Kirk: What is that ensign's name, Bones? He reminds me of a horse.

Bones: He's Ed, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones, what's happened to Ensign Hunger?

Bones: He's fed Jim.

 

Kirk: What club is the patient vactioning with, Bones?

McCoy: He's Med, Jim.

 

Kirk: Where's Spock? Last I heard, he was getting really sick of these jokes!

Bones: He's fled, Jim.

 

Kirk: What's my cat doing on the couch?

McCoy: He's shed, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones! Its Ensign Paper! Is he ...

McCoy: Yes, he's shred, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Toboggan?

Bones: He's sled, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Yeast?

Bones: He's bread, Jim.

 

Kirk: Who's that one at the end of the list?

McCoy: He's Zed, Jim.

 

Kirk: So what happened to Jimmy Page, Bones?

McCoy: He's Led, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones, is he from the FBI?

McCoy: He's Fed, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones, that man just ran by at warp speed!

McCoy: He sped, Jim.

 

Kirk: Bones, who's that new crew member who calls himself Clampett?

McCoy: He's Jed, Jim.

 

KIrk: Bones, what about ensign Pb?

Bones: He's Lead, Jim.

 

Kirk: Where's ensign Flintstone?

McCoy: He's Fred, Jim.

 

Kirk: What happened to ensign Pillsbury?

McCoy: He's Bread, Jim.

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