Takara_Soong 4 Posted March 11, 2004 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it s okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (it's a real treat) (masterpiece) (wait for it) (stay with me here) (it's almost here) (this is gonna slay you) Click for Spoiler: The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace 0 Posted March 11, 2004 I'm laughing AND rolling my eyes right now. Good one, Takara. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 11, 2004 Hahahahahahahahaha! Shoulda saw that one coming from a mile away! Hahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delta 0 Posted March 11, 2004 Thanks Takara that's cheered me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livlonganprospe 0 Posted March 11, 2004 I read it to my wife and she loved it. Thank's from the two of us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted March 11, 2004 HEHE thats a good one more please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted March 11, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really funny Takara! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edmcgon 0 Posted March 11, 2004 Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoned_vulcan 0 Posted March 12, 2004 lol!! good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites