A Frog Wants A Loan

[Takara_Soong 4]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it s okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

 

 

(you're gonna love this)

 

(it's a real treat)

 

(masterpiece)

 

(wait for it)

 

(stay with me here)

 

(it's almost here)

 

(this is gonna slay you)

 

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The bank manager looks back at her and says:

 

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

(You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.)

[Ace 0]

I'm laughing AND rolling my eyes right now. Good one, Takara.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Shoulda saw that one coming from a mile away! Hahahaha!

[Jeanway 0]

Cute

[Delta 0]

Thanks Takara that's cheered me up

[livlonganprospe 0]

I read it to my wife and she loved it. Thank's from the two of us

[hangon 3]

HEHE thats a good one more please

[TheDoctor 0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's really funny Takara!

[edmcgon 0]

Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan.

[stoned_vulcan 0]

lol!! good one

[Star Trek Fan 0]

<_< :o