Beam me up

21: Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.

20: Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".

19: Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.

18: Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now held up by phone book.

17: Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".

16: Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.

15: Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.

14: Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.

13: Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.

12: Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become to steep for crew to climb.

11: Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.

10: Holodeck becomes caught in infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears.

9: Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.

8: Food dispenser in 10-forward will only serve light beer.

7: Bug in main computer speech proccessor:computer voice will either stutter or talk like Barbara Walters.

6: Untraceable glitch in plumbing periodically replaces water in Wesley's shower with frozen concentrated O.J.

5: Ship's dryer indiscriminately shreds crew's uniforms, and related problem in fabrication machinery will only produce new clothing with Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed.

4: Computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain says "Pretty please, with sugar on it."

3: Riker unable to sleep for 2 wks when holodeck computer crashes and loses access to nude volleyball program.

2: Replacement parts for automatic door to captain's ready room are exhausted, and door must be replaced with bead curtains.

1: Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn.

At the time of me posting this, Seven of Nine had seven votes. I was one of them.

I like Seven because I'm a guy!

That is a cool game!

TNG!

Promethues. Those are just awesome ships!

The Miranda Class

I mow lawns. *sigh* I know, I need a life. I do go to school though. Also, I occasionally plot how to take over the world.

Spock

Liberate systems. It takes a good ship though.

I always thought that the size of the universe increased each time that a bigger telescope was built.

Aurora_Astrum-kiss

v_seven-off a cliff

Q Stole My Bike-marry

For Female:

Elwood Blues

Gary Rossington

Charlie Daniels

For Male:

Samantha Carter

Beverly Crusher

Jadzia Dax

I should go to bed pretty quick, so I really have not got time to watch them at the moment. <_<

I liked Klingon Academy except for the bug on Mission 7 wasn't it. The one where you had to attack the planet. <_< I actually had a couple of pretty sweet mods for that game too.

After the Sovereign you get a bonus ship! Sweet!

*goes back to furiously playing*

Now, I just have to find the unliberated systems. <_<

I've beaten it twice

LOL! I thought that I was addicted! <_<

Do you just have to liberate all the systems?

I have the Prometheus. Has anyone gotten the Sovereign yet?

Weapons officer bring main batteries to bear on the Enterprise.

That game is so awesome! :blink:

Steve Urkle

"Hawkeye" Pierce

Colonel Jack O'Neill

Spock

The Professor

Mr. Ed

Seamus Harper

Joe Cartright

Commander Adama

Red Green

Stargate is one of my favorites. :blink:

I love Cussler's books. Dirk Pitt is my hero! :blink: I love the cool intros at some of the books, like in Mediteranean caper.

Never Say Goodbye

Tom Hanks

North to Alaska

Rock 'N Me--The Steve Miller Band