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  4. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    ~~ The Soiree ~~

     

     

    While the heat of the moment bears down on all aboard the Elusive, tempers flair at the least prompting. Fights break out among the crew, Jeanway is edgy and fears the worst for those left behind at Borbora. " You feelin poorly are ya?" Fenriz asks Jeanway as they strolled the deck hoping for a cool breath of air. " Just needin to know something about what happened to The Bonaventure and her crew". She replied. " With all the smoke and confusion, I dare say he may not have made it outa there alive." She wrung her hands. " You still feelin a kinship to tha man, are ya?" Fenriz asked her. " Aye, I fear there is still a wee bit o me heart that stays there with him." Fenriz dropped his eyes to the deck and began to weep. " I'm truly sorry, My Love, but there are some things outa one's control." She placed her finger tips under his chin and gently raised his head. She looked him in his beautiful gray eyes and said. " The past is just that, and there it shall stay."

     

    The Batvia, sailing alongside the Elusive, now flying the American flag, and was also having the same misery as the Elusive. Jeanway thought to herself " Maybe a soiree would lift everyone's spirits" She tied a message to the leg of one of the pigeons and hurled it out across the expanse between the two ships. After a short time, it returned. It said " Would be honored and we accept your invitation." signed Ilikeseven. As the sun began to drop in the sky, the sails were lightened on both of the ships and they stalled in the water, side by side. " Secure the Batavia" Jeanway ordered. Lines were tossed across between the two ships and a gangplank was laid down. This was the first meeting since the incident at the island. " I want to thank you for what you did for us." Ilike Seven said to Jeanway as he approached the end of the gangplank. She held out her hand and smiled at ILikeSeven. He took it and gave her a hearty handshake. Fenriz also held out his hand towards ILikeSeven and they gave each other a manly shake and a couple shoulder wacks. " Good to see ya made it outa there in one piece, we thought we'd seen the last a you." ILikeSeven smiled at them both and Jeanway invited ILikeSeven, his first officer and seska to join them at her table. Seska and Jeanway walked behind the men and began whispering as soon as they wereout of earshot. " I thought you were dead." Jeanway said to her. " AYE, I as well. afta the fiasco with the Captain of the Bonaventure, I landed in the water!" she told her. " noooo!" Jeanway answered. " how'd that com a bout?" She asked. " I donno, the man took one look at me bare breasts and flung me out tha porthole." Seska told her. " What?" Jeanway asked. " That don't sound like the Headborg I knew, he couldn't keep his hands off a me, and bein that you and I look so much alike, I'd have bet me life he'd a tried to do the same with ya." They both giggled at their obvious folly. " Well, no tellin how a mans gonna act, can ya now?" Seska replied. They all were now in the wardroom, seated and enjoying a long awaited reunion and a meal together.

     

    " Ship on the horizon, West South West. " Cried a sailor from the crow's nest. Riker ran below and told Jeanway. She quickly got up from the table and followed him up on deck. Under the bright, full moon she could see through the telescope the outline of a ship, coming in their direction. Over the next few hours, they all finished their meal and went back up on deck to the stern and sat on chairs brought up from the mess. Knowing the French weren't coming one ship at a time, for they only travelled in small groups, a surette, in these waters. As the ship neared the Elusive off her aft deck, it was instantly recognized by all who waited there. " It's the Bonaventure, and foloowing her are two other ships, but at least a day's sail behind her". Fenriz said outloud, then looked at Jeanway to see her reaction. She looked at him for a moment, pokerfaced then back at the quickly approaching vessel. The Bonaventure, lightened her sails and came to a stop alongside the Elusive. " Secure lines was yelled by one of the sailors as they ran to secure the ship to The Elusive. Another ganglank put down, Captain Headbborg and a few of his officers came aboard. " Welcome" Jeanway said as she extended a welcoming hand. HeadBorg grabbed her hand and pulled her to him and planted a big, juicy kiss right square on Jeanway's mouth. Worf growled and Fenriz immediately pulled her away from him, and pushed the exhausted HeadBorg away from her. HeadBorg fell backwards over a barrel and bounced right back up at Fenriz. " You keep your hands off her." Fenriz said in a loud voice, again Worf tried to interveen and Fenriz motioned him to stay back, as the two angry men approached each other. HeadBorg tackled him to the deck and they began punching each other. " I don't like you!" HeadBorg yelled as he pummeled Fenriz. " I don't like you either Fenriz yelled as he gave a quick uppercut to Headborg's jaw as he had him pinned to the deck. HeadBorg went flying across the deck and landed head first in a large coil of rope. His head buried Fenriz came up in back of him and grabbed his feet an dragged him out of his entanglement. HeadBorg jumped up and the two went around and around like this for quite a while. Jeanway, now disgusted with this obvious display of male posturing said. " Well, Good Night you two, have fun, I'll see you in the morrow." HeadBorg and Fenriz still duely involved in their own little soiree, took no notice and continued fighting. Jeanway and Seska, went below the Jeanway's quarters, laughing and giggleling over this. " They do seem to be enjoying themselves, don't they. Jeanway asked Seska holding back a laugh. " Aye, they dooo" Seska answered with a smile. " ahh, the whirling Dervishes, let em whirl" Jeanway added.

  9. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    ~~ The Doldrums ~~

     

    Approaching the Equator, we are entering the Doldrums. A region of the Earth, mainly over water, where the air is still and the heat in the tropics makes it unbearable. People on sailings ships were known to go mad or fling themselves overboard to certain death. This is what we are now dealing with.

  14. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    JEANWAY, NEVER, EVER TAKING ANY CRAPPOLA FROM A Q IN HER LIFE, WALKS UP BEHIND QSMB WITH A BEAUTIFUL, STRAWBERRY TOPPED CHEESECAKE, SWINGS IT AROUND AND MUSHES IT RIGHT IN Q'S FACE :hug::hug: JEANWAY THEN RUNS, PELL MELL, TOWARDS THE TRANSPORTER ROOM, GRABBING NIK, WHO IS FLIRTING WITH SOME GUY AND FENRIZ WHO WAS JUST COMING IN THE DOOR, ZIPPING UP HIS FLY. "COME ON, IT'S TIME WE HAUL A** OUTA HERE, THEY'RE ALL NUTS!" JEANWAY , FENRIZ AND NIK BEAM BACK OVER TO THE ELUSIVE, " WARP 9", SHE SAYS TO NIK, HE NODS, " ENGAGE." THEY DISAPPEAR IN A STREAK, THEN A FLASH :hug:

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    Jeanway observes from behind the communications console. ::Scratches her head:: then asks, " Hey, Capt. WAB, What's an " impule engine?" Capt. WAB turns sharply and says to her " Shut Up, Jeanway, don't pull that 'Grammar Police' crap on me. Your on MY ship so Shut your Pie-Hole and sit down somewhere." :( The crew cheers :( :)

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    Yea, I cheated on you.

     

    I spent all the rent money on Porno

     

    I put the empty bottle of milk back in the refrigerator

     

    Here, let me bring those bags of groceries in for you

     

    Let ME vacuum

     

    Go watch Star Trek, I'll wash the dishes

     

    Let ME do the laundry this week

     

    You were right, I was wrong

     

    Here, take this $1000. and go buy yourself something

     

    I'm Sorry

  19. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    With a List! What is wrong with men anyway? I wrote it ALL down, Carefree Maxi Pads, he brings home Brillo pads :) I wrote down Hot Dogs, he brings home, a 5 pound bag of Dog Kibble, we don't even OWN a dog??? :( I asked for a simple gallon of 2% milk, what did he bring home? He said he wanted to make sure he got the right one, so he got, 1%, whole, skim, goat's, milk bath and Magnesia. :laugh: Every thing BUT what I wrote down! :( Man oh Man. I wish men came with an Owner's Manual :)

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    I'm sorry, but I Love Hawwy, and Dobbie and Ron and Hermione and Dumbledore and Snape, and even the Malfoys. I didn't like LOTR as much, they throw way too much unnecessary information at you constantly. Oh and Hagred, I'd marry him in a second, he's my kind a guy :( :oops:

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    Nik, relaxing in a real water shower aboard the Elusive is suddenly beamed away.  He rematerializes on the bridge of what he immediately recognizes as an obsolete Klingon D-7 battlecruiser.  There appears to be a raucous party going on.  A female Catian glimpses Nik in his dripping nakedness, purrs sensually, and begins swaggering his way.  Nik, considering that he likes his back without deep scratch marks, decides to quickly find the nearest replicator, which - due to a computer malfunction - is currently only producing old-style Federation female uniforms.  Deciding that it's better than nothing, he puts on the miniskirt, black tights, and boots. Glancing down, he makes a mental note to get his chest waxed when he returns to the Elusive.  He joins the party, grabbing a slice of pizza, and sits down at the weapons console, which currently indicates that the torpedo bays are currently offline as they are being used by humanoids for procreative purposes.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I THINK NIK HAS SLIPPED INTO 'WIERD MODE' :(

    NO, I'M SORRY HE'S IN THE ' TWILIGHT ZONE' :laugh: :( :) :)

  23. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    stardate 427330.60

     

    ENCOUNTERED STRANGE LOOKING VESSEL. FROM SENSOR READINGS THERE SEEMS TO BE QUITE A BIT OF CONFUSION ONBOARD. FROM ALL PORTS CAN SEE MUCH ACTIVITY BUT SEEMS TO BE IN STALL MODE. I'VE NEVER SEEN A STARSHIP FLYING UPSIDE DOWN BEFORE. WILL OFFER AID AND ASSISTANCE BY WAY OF COM-LINK SHE SAYS TO HERSELF. " THIS IS ADMIRAL JEANWAY OF THE STARSHIP U.S.S ELUSIVE, CAN I BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE?" IMMEDIATE REPLY : " HEY, YOU GOT ANY CANDY OVER THERE?" JEANWAY HEARS A FAMILIAR VOICE. " WAB, IS THAT YOU?" JEANWAY RESPONDS." " YEA, IT'S ME, HOW THE H*LL ARE YA." HE ASKS. JEANWAY RESPONDS. " JUST OUT LOOKING FOR A LITTLE R & R RIGHT NOW. HEY, YOU GOT SOME KIND OF PARTY GOING ON OVER THERE, I SEE FLASHING COLORED LIGHTS COMING FROM YOUR BRIDGE, AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE DANCING GOING ON IN THERE." WAB ANSWERS. " YEA, COME ON OVER, WE EVEN GOT PIZZA, AND DOC 42 IS DOING SOME KIND OF MAGIC ACT, COME ON, BEAM YOURSELF OVER." JEANWAY THINKS FOR A MOMENT, THEN SUMMONS HER FIRST OFFICER FENRIZ AND TACTICAL OFFICER NIK. " COME ON, WE'VE GOT A PARTY TO GO TO." SHE TELLS THEM. THEY ALL GO TO TRANSPORTER ROOM 2 AND BEAM OVER TO THE, UH ' PARTYSHIP'. " HEY!!!!! HOW YA DOIN, WHATSSSUUUPPPP?" WAB SAYS TO HER ONCE THEY ARRIVE. FENRIZ AND NIK HEAD RIGHT FOR THE PIZZA AND JEANWAY STARTS TO DANCE WITH WAB." " GOOD BAND, WHERE'D YOU FIND THEM?" JEANWAY ASKS WAB AS THEY DANCE AROUND TO DIRE STRAITS, " MONEY FOR NOTHIN AND THE CHICKS FOR FREE" ON THE BRIDGE UNDER THE DISCO BALL." " ON RISA, THEY WERE BETWEEN GIGS AND NEEDED THE WORK." WAB ANSWERS. THE DANCING CONTINUES, JEANWAY STARTS STRIPPING OFF HER UNIFORM, " IT'S HOT IN HERE" SHE SAYS, UNTIL THE LEAD SINGER, Q, ANNOUNCES DOC 42, WHO BEGINS HIS ACT OF MIND-BOGGLING TRICKS. THE CROWD WATCHES IN AMAZEMENT AS HE DOES ONE TRICK RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER. EWWS AND AHHS RISING FROM THE CROWD OF DRUNKEN, HALF NAKED CREWMEMBERS. THE APPLAUSE WAS DEAFENING.