fenriz275

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  1. I corrected it, that reminds me the 1st thing I'd do when I become president is to disband the grammar police. Smoke em if you got em, just don't sent anyone on fire unless they deserve it or it's part of a practical joke. No the painting doesn't make a ship go faster. How could it possibly make it go faster? That's a silly question. And I thinking of handind out campaign hams. You know my face slapped on the side of a ham. Vote for Fenriz, he's the pro-pork candidate.


  2. Well I'll admit it right now I'd make a lousy president. All I do is careen from one scandal to another (you know the kinda scandals I'm talkin' about,wink,wink)however if I was the headcheese here's what I'd do.

     

    1. Change the title of President to HeadCheese, sounds more official ya know.

    2. Starfleet would go back to the TOS uniforms, except this time everyone wears miniskirts. I really want to see Worf in a miniskirt.

    3. Nix that stardate nonsense and go back to calender I can actually follow, why does the Federation have such a problem with Tuesday or July anyway?

    4. Make sure every starship has nose art. Naked women painted airplanes helped defeat the Nazis I think it would work against the Borg as well.

    5. Get some corporate sponsorship for Starfleet, the Enterprise would look good with Tide painted across the hull.


  3. I helped a buddy move today and this topic occured to me. What is your least favorite thing to have to move into or out off someplace when you move. If anyone has ever helped anyone move or moved themselves then you know what I mean. You can list as many as you want. Here's mine:

     

    Piano, I think I ruptured something moving one of those.

    A close 2nd would be a foldout couch.


  4. Yes let's all remember the redshirts who ended up puddles of goo while Kirk got "frisky" with some alien nympho. For Pete's sake they didn't even get to die on camera! Just a scream after they walked behind some boulder. No respect at all. :blink:


  5. Does this happen to you?

     

    I find that I have people on this site getting upset with me but they won't tell me why or what I did so that I can apologize or try to explain. I figure I can't be the only does this happen to you?