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Cool i'm not depresed but i'll have one anyway!
A friend of mine had an MRI and she was in a very good mood afterwards
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Cannot... stop... laughing... *falls out of chair*
This is too funny- you have outdone yourself...
Thankyou very much :)
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just under a month before i joined
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I'd think kidneys are more complicated than lungs, the lungs oxigenate the whole bloodstream and allow CO2 to pass out, whereas the kidneys are much smaller and must filter the entire bloodstream.
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10. Britain has actually won a medal at the Winter Olympics (or any Olympics for that matter!)Ummm, Jane Torvill & Christopher Dean. Figure Skating(Ice Dance)
1st, 1984 Olympic Games - Sarajevo
3rd, 1994 Olympic Games - Lillehammer
That is one example right off the top of my head..
This link could help...
I know, but it is rare
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I like the part about the Chinese and Indians...BTW before anyone calls this one a stereotype, i'd like to let it be known that it is infact a compliment on there brilliant technical abilities as nations.
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That is soo funny especially the one about the pentium processor...The icing on the cake :)
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"The gym is half price today""meet me in the the pool changing lockers in 5 minutes, come alone"
You talking to me or Hangon?
Neither, that's just 2 things my gf said to me yesterday :)
*wipes sweat off head*Phew i was a little worried then when i saw this
lol, no worries :wub:
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dont ARMS, you wont like us if you give a dodgey oneI'll avoid that
Thanx doc
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Uhh, weareborg, before you start jumping up and down (may be too late for that, but w/e), maybe you should consider the fact that the meteorite did happen to enter a rather oxygenated/hydrologic planet.But it was a sulforous silicate. Silicates cannot be formed through mixture. It is a compound. In order for silicates to form, crstallization must occru. Atmosphere does not bond effectively engough to form a silicate. Anyways suful and silicon cannot be separated and bonded again. Their structures would be nn crystalline. Thus impossible to be silicate.
I thought they found a rock.
A special rock
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[Dina Rae] Mmmmm..
[Marshall] You high baby?
[Dina Rae] Yeahhh
[Marshall] Oh yeah?
[Dina Rae] Talk to me
[Marshall] You want me to tell you somethin?
[Dina Rae] Uh-huh
[Marshall] I know what you want to hear
[Chorus One: Eminem] + (Dina Rae)
I know you want me baby, I think I want you too
(I think I love you baby) I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
(Ooh boy you drive me crazy) *****, you make me earl
[Eminem]
They call me Superman
Leap tall **** in a single bound, I'm single now
Got no ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down
in a relationship, save it *****
Babysit? You make me sick
Superman ain't savin ****
Girl you can jump on Shady's ****
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase
I tell a muh'****in slut to her face
Play no games, say no names
Ever since I broke up with what's-her-face
I'm a different man, kiss my ***
Kiss my lips, ***** why ask?
Kiss my **** - get my cash?
I'd rather have you whip my ***
Don't put out, I'll put you out
Won't get out, I'll push you out
Puss blew out, poppin ****
Wouldn't **** on fire to put you out
Am I too nice, to buy you ice?
***** if you died, wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin to be my new wife?
What you Mariah? Fly through twice
[bridge: Eminem]
But I do know one thing though
*****es, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
'Til then just sit your drunk ***
on that ****in runway **
[Chorus Two: Eminem]
Cause I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman, your Superman your Superman
[Eminem]
Don't get me wrong - I love these **es
It's no secret, everybody knows
Yeah we ****ed, ***** so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes
We'll be friends, I'll call you again
I'll chase you around every bar you attend
Never know what kind of car I'll be in
We'll see how much you'll be partyin then
You don't want that, neither do I
I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man but females lie
But I guess that's just what ****s do
How could it ever be just us two?
I'd never love you enough to trust you
We just met and I just ****ed you
[bridge]
[Chorus One]
[Eminem]
First thing you say, "I'm not fazed
I hang around big stars all day
I don't see what the big deal is anyway
you're just plain old Marshall to me"
Ooh yea girl run that game
"Hailie Jade? I love that name!
Love that tattoo - what's that say?
Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great"
First off you don't know Marshall
at all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool {*AHH!*}
There goes another lawsuit
Leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy whodi
you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can't have
Ooh girl that's too damn bad
Don't touch what you can't grab
End up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax
and slap you 'til you can't stand
Girl you just blew your chance
Don't mean to ruin your plans
[bridge]
[Chorus One]
[Chorus Two] - repeat 2X
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T'pol = kiss
Kira = marry
some stinky klingon warrior = push off a cliff
Archer
Janeway
Sisko
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Far too many to mention.
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I never revise but i always get good marks
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Thought someone would like it
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Exactly! You pictured it! No one explained it's possible meanings you just assumed it meant something rude, i think we all know who's got the dirty mind around here
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I think everyone needs to relax, it's like you wan't me to 'degrade' other female characters.
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Dr Chrusher; "Are you ready for your physical?"
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7) Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewerI really loves this one!
And of course all of the others too.
I thought you'd like it
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I've always been a comedian *blush*
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I'm startin to get used to this positive feedback
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Thankyou *bows*
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I'm a smoker n i like burgers
Were all 2 blame in some way, but nature takes some responsability.
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My old biology teacher had one.
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You women basically rule the world anyway!
Assorted Star Trek Jokes
in Data's Comic Program
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Thankyou, your too kind