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  5. Posted

    Hey, do you have any Teen Titans comics? I know a ton of people who would buy those. And heck, maybe i would. Also, haivng Nightwing and Batman wouldn't be too bad, either.

     

    Good luck on selling!

     

    too bad you have to sell them, though. :eek:

     

    Holy comics, Batman! (PS, just imagine Burt Ward saying that. Not Chris O'Donnel)

     

    Haha, I'm probably on Joker Toxin.

     

    What are you reading this for?!?!?!?!?! :thumbs:

  6. Posted

    I finally saw it! It was great, except for a few things:

     

    One: Katie Holmes was not the best person cast in the movie. I believe she was somewhat miscasted.

     

    Two: Some things were just re-treads, like the Batmobile chase and the fight on the train, which was somewhat flat.

     

    Most things were great:

     

    Christian Bale is the best Batman in the modern movies. Of course, no one could ever top Adam West. :eek::thumbs: He also got the Bruce Wayne character down perfectly. Dark, conflicted, but on the outside, charming and happy with life.

     

    The story was interesting. Scarecrow was better than in the comics or the animated series. Also, I think that it explained the origin of Batman accurately and in an interesting way.

     

    Even though I was disapointed the Ra's Al Ghul was evil ('cause he really isn't that much in the comics), I thought that he was used in an interesting way. I really liked that aspecct of the movie!!

     

    One thing that confuzzled me though, was:

     

    What about Barbara Gordon? I mean, there was a baby in Jim Gordon's house, but the time is all off........eh, nevermind.

     

    Anyways, I loved the movie!! Personally, I think it was the best (with the exception, of course, of the 1966 movie) Batman movie.

  7. Posted

    Wellsy Wellsy folksy wolksys, I DO have a PhD in Psyhcology afta all,and I DID cure Mistah J, so now I'm here to do a little of what I wuz gunna do before I wuz shown the light and followed my Puddin. Despite what anyone sayz, I got real empathy with those who need help and dat's what I'm here ta do!!! So, these cases might help yas to help you help yerself! Have fun!!!!

     

     

    THE PROBLEM:

     

    Doc Harls,

    Help! I have a problem! Well several, actually! But I wanted to enlist the aide of a genus psychologist. Did you know Frued was dead? His answering machine still works, though. My problem is this: Nobody takes me seriously cause I use toys!!! You and Joker use toys and you two are highly respected!?! What about me!?!?! I deserve some respect!!! Whenever I get angry over this I've been killing my henchmen and good help is hard to find. (What's the number of YOUR henchmen agency?)

    In short, I WANT SOME RESPECT!!! How can I get it?

    Lovingly yours-

    The Toyman

    P.S.- Say "hi" to the J-man and Ivy for me, it's been awhile since I've seen either of them.

     

    FROM THE DOCTOR'S DESK:

     

    Well, Toyman sir, many people wanna enlist the aide of a genius psychiatrist, but not many are as lucky as you are!! See, the reason my Puddin gets the respect is becuz he is also diablolical and deviously cleva. Now, dont' fret, cuz NOONE can expect to be as brillyant as he, but if you start makin your toys even MORE lethal, and really get sum variety and murderous intent into your capers, people will pretty soon realize that you're fer sure!! Mistah J finds the best way to get henchmen, is take ova sum otha mutt's teritory with considerable force and scariness. The henchdudes cant be trusted in court, so they need to be disposed of ASAP, but they do the trick for a short while!!

    Hope I've helped darlin!!!

    *ahem* DR. Harleen Quinzel.

    ps:Mistah J and Ivy saz "howdy doody" and Mistah J reminds ya not to rip him off!!!

     

     

    THE PROBLEM #2:

     

     

    Dear Harley,

    I have really serious problem. Ya see, I'm the Joker's daughter and I have adopted the identity of Kabuki which is the Japanese form of acting. Anyways, to start with i found out that my own father dosen't know me. In fact he couldn't even remember my mother although i was concieved while he was in Iran on "business". Then i find out that my father's sworn enemy in Batman, the same guy i fought once in Ireland (a long story so don't ask!). Naturally i offer to help my father but he refuses and, to make a long story short, throws me off a building.

    I don't think he knew that i have this wierd ability to survive things that would kill normal people. I think he really tried to kill me. This makes me mad so i'm seriously thinking about murdering him. What should i do?

    ---Kabuki aka Joker's Daughter

    PS. I know you are his girlfriend (lover?) but please try to talk me out of this!!!! Maybe i could become his protege, if he'll only let me...

     

     

    MY ANSWER:

     

    Well...sweetie...urhm....well,I guess I'd betta get professional bout this!hehe(*grrr*) so cute little Mistah J has a daughter, huh. Well, who woulda thought it!Humph. Well, Mistah J neva told ME and he tells me EVERYTHIN but then again - if ya say he don't know, I guess I'll take ya word for it. Well, Mistah J - he's kinda a lone shark, ya know?I mean he has me, and his few regular henchmen, but otha than that - nobody. And he don't really want nobody else. He don't trust anybody ya know..I mean ANYBODY could just walk off the streets and say they're his kid, and then stab him in the back and he just ain't prepared ta take that risk.

    It ain't nuthi personal - just his brillyance..*sigh* Also, he pr0obably knew I'd get jealous, and din't wanna do nuthin tor uin our blissful future when well have kiddies of our own...*hmmm* sigh.

    Well, all I can say is DON'T YOU DARE KILL MY PUDDIN OR I'LL RIP OUTCHA HAIR AND....erm...well, what I mean, is that killin him won't solve nuthin. And if you're who you say ya are, I betcha I could convince him to letcha help out now and again.

    JUST REMEMBA TOOTS - HE'S MINE! I'm numba one gal in his life, and I'm stayin that way, k? Don't kill him - you'll regret it for the rest of your life, cuz think how awful the world would be with out him?

    BTW...I think I just might go have chat with cute little Mistah J about his own little play pen...grrrr....

    The one the ONLY Original, bona-fide,nomoneybackguarantee DR. HARLEEN QUINZEL!!!

     

     

    THE PROBLEM:

     

    Hello, you may or may not know me. I'm sort of new at Arkham. I know I'm in Arkham to get help, but as you know, they aren't of any help at all. Now you, of course being a lot smarter, and insightful than those "doctors" over at Arkham will probably be the only one who will be able to help me with my REAL problems. I mean, poisoning kids with candy from one of the largest candy factories in the world, is all right, if you own the place, right? And dressing up in costumes is perfectly normal. Batman does it, and everyone thinks it's okay when he does. And if that jerk can do it, so can I, and be sane.

    But my real problem, Dr. Quinzelle, is one you can probably relate to. Professor Crane never has enough time for me. We're almost opposites, but we've been together since we've met. I love him with all my heart, and I think he loves me too, but all he can think about it FEAR, FEAR, FEAR! I don't know what to do. I have to put up with so much! Especially when he wants to play "scare your little girlfriend to death" It's gotten to the point where Im adicted to that fear toxin! What do I do?

    Kandy Kane

    XOXO

     

    MY ANSWER:

     

    Hey honey!! Well, I heard ya moved into the cell just down the corridor from me, so as a Member of Arkham I've got a BIIIG "WELCOME" for ya!! Anyhowz,don't listen to any of these dum doctors in this dump. Not all of them got their marks in the most admirable of ways...know what I'm saying??*ahem* I'm the only one who can trust cuz I got empathetic experience!!!!!

    Of COURSE it's perfectly normal to dress in said costume and poison said candky. I mean, look at all the candy my Puddin's posioned, and he's the sanest, sweetest man alive!! (just dont' put cherry in nougat!!!!). Don't worri about what other people think of you, just be yourself and everyone will admire you for it!!

    As for Prof. Crane...well, I know he's a big sweetie, and again, I can relate to your problem. Babe, whatcha gotta do is DEVOTE YOURSELF ENTIRELY TO HIM. Don't EVA waste time thinkin bout your needs. Love him totally, do everything he asks, and neva eva question him. He will come to pet you for it. You gotta remember, if you love your man, he's gotta know it. And demanding time for yourself, or expecting him to put aside his wants for you, is just plain selfish. I learned all this in my perfect relationship with Mistah J, and look at the blissful happiness we're in!! Take it from one who knows girlfriend, that's the way to go!!!

    Doctor Harleen Quinzel,psychologist extraordinaire!!

     

    THAT'S ALL FER TODAY, FOLKS, BUT I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK!

     

     

     

    A note from Chi: I did not write this all by myself, so don't kill me

  13. Posted

    I think it's about time I chimed in here!!!!! Yeah, aren't all of you soooooo excited!

     

    Since Harley Quinn and The Joker, are like my all time fav.....

     

    eh....nevermind...

     

    Anyways, what kind of movie are we talking about? I mean, Mark Hamill was good as the voice (I just watched "Return of the Joker"), but.......I dunno.....Jack Nicholson was pretty Joker-ish. More like the comics than the TV show (live action and animated).

  15. Posted

    okay. my vote totally still stays. Grayson was the best Robin. I never liked Todd, and when he died i totally didn't care. and Drake, is waaaaayyy to serious. he is trying to decide whether or not to become Batman or not. i don't think Grayson ever had that problem.

     

    anyways, i made this desicion (well....not a DECISION, really), because i was reading 'Batgirl: year one', greatest of all good comic books.

  17. Posted

    I'm a bit confused. How did the one girl get a month's detention for IMing someoen and telling they hated her? As long as it wasn't done on class time, why did the school have to get involved?

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    the school has a thing about IM. they think it's destructive. yea, it's a wacked out school.

  21. Posted

    I believe that ghosts only exist in our own mind and are manifestations of things that are troubling us or 'haunting' us.

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    i like that answer.

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    Yes, so then those who were children and heard boots walking across the upstairs when no one was up there.

     

    Hmmmmmmmm, let's see what is that child trying to tell everyone?

     

    :dude:

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    um....that makes NO sense.

     

    anyways, i respect your opinion. no need to roll your eyes at me.

     

    also, a child's imagination is more wild than anyone else's.

  23. Posted

    the evidence is we survive. I have known this myself since I was a child and also because I had an NDE note *near* not quite was around 15 mins from death.

     

    I saw a lot of things and I came out feeling that death as an ending, doesn't exist.

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    okey dokey, i'm gonna calm down, seeing as i just had a rootbeer float.

     

    technically, there is no evidence.

    and when you almost died (i feel bad that that happened to you), endorphins fly through your brain, causing you to...well, imagine things. im not saying that you didn't SEE it, im saying that what you saw might not have been real.

     

    Madame Butterfly, it was only firected at you, because your was directed at me :laugh:

  25. Posted

    hey dude, chill. c'mon, i can be sensitive towards these things. i RESPECT the fact people have seen things. i BELIEVE that people see things, but i don't think that they saw ghosts.

     

    see, think about it this way. there can be no afterlife, because there was no beforelife. if there is no afterlife, there can be no ghosts. there can be elaborate pranks and tricks of the mind, but no ghosts.

     

    believe me, i've been to the weirdest places, such as Pearl Habor, every battlefield in America (not really, but a ton of them, my dad is a civil war buff, and i live right near Lexington), and a ton of other places. yea, there's a VIBE, but no ghosts. not at night.

     

    also, the beforelife is that you weren't a ghost before you were born, then how can you be a ghosts after you die?

     

    that's why you shouldn't be afraid of death. if you don't miss what happened before you were born, you certainly won't miss what happens after you die!

     

    not that living is bad

     

    and i do luv ghost stories.