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too funny, lol :)

I love English for that reason (except when taking English tests/exams) Its just so fun and strange. There's a hilarious book by some one (cant remember who) that my french teacher once lent me called "Crazy English" (what a surprise). I loved it, and recomend it to anyone interested. Its not a challengin book that requires a lot of background knowledge, its a casual, fun, and VERY interesting read though. (love books, dont me)

Although TNG I think is still my favourite series, I vote Voyage Home. I could watch that movie non-stop forever (or at least for a while), always makes me laugh.

id say depends on the writting

We have no idea what mauve is. - lol!

But about that toilet seat - it needs to be up 75% of the time, and down only 25%, so I stick with the DOWN argument

that was great! But, alas, the only one I got was the silk question...because I'd heard it before.

I liked the first one, but the second one was too much - can't stand animals dieing is all (how the heck do you spell that word??)

So that's why we never buy stock, I knew it had to have something to do with it being too risky, thats probably because of the THEIVES in suits.

 

401KEG plan though, hmmmmm....

lol. :blink:

awww! So true (dogs are the best)

ahh, I love dogs. Great story!

oh dear, can't stop laughing!!

I loved the "tickle" command - sounds just like Homer!

LOL!! I would quote my favourites, but it would be about half the list.

lol, serves us right, I guess!

ROFL!!

I really like Janeway, although Picard;s a *fairly* close second (especially near the end, when Janeway goes insane)

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

 

LOL thats my favorite.It sounds like a Jack Handy Quote(Saturday Night Live)

Mine too B)

I would very much like to learn the neck pinch B) Actually, pure :devil:

thanks so far people I meant any quotes; funny ones, or ones from the actual shows, either is great.

I know I haven't been here in a while (no one told me school was gonna be this much work!), so if I don't answer, it's cause I haven't been on the site.

I'm just compiling a list of great star trek quotes and star trek humour quotes from, for example 5 minute Voyager.com (short ones, though...no more than three sentences or so). If anyone has any they'd like to share. Besides, it's a topic that other people can look over and be interested in too...yes...me english speak good. Give me a break, I'm tired

this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. And how true!!

make sure you go to a reputable chinese restaraunt people. :lol:

OMG! :lol:

LOL!!

I don't have a cat (mom's allergic) but I love them. Have a dog though :lol:

lol, cute

Well, I can't see the new site (wont load, just gives me that stupid error message) but I really liked the old one, I don't know why they'd want to change it...

This site has almost everything we've seen here and more, so if you want to take a day of for some star trek humour, it's the site for you (but there's a LOT of reading to do, just warning you)

http://www.geocities.com/~darsplace/star_t...ault/humor.html