Q stole my bike

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  6. Posted

    Of course there's gonna be more episodes.  And Nem, I'll change that.

    Thanks, and are there chickens on Vulcan?

    I meant chicks as in ladies, sorry I didn't know Canadians didn't use the word chick in that way. Anyway, it now says that you go off to eat cheese on the holodeck, will that work?

  17. Posted

    I know! I should write a fan-fic starring us! VBG can be the captain, RC can be number 1, DrWho42 can be the resident time traveler, Takara can be the one that no one can ever find :) , LOTB can be Ensign Deadmeat, Jim can be the redshirt's rights activist, I can be the crazy girl in the corner, and Nem can be the janitor.

  19. Posted

    -make the screensaver on the viewscreen a pic of the Borg cube

    -short sheet Worf's bed

    -rig the replicator in Troi's quaters so it can't make hot chocolate

    -have a barbeque very very close to the warp core

    -Toga parties on the holodeck!

    -order a pizza, then go 30 minutes into the future (free pizza!)

    -program the computer to play the jeopardy theme song during the self-destruct sequence

    -secretly replace Picard's tea with espresso

    -lock Picard in a room with 20 small kids who've had too much sugar

     

    Takara discernsion advised for this one

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    tell Data that Starfleet wants to have him dismantled!!!!

  22. Posted

    -every 7 years you get an abnormaly extreme urge to mate

    -when someone tries to tell you a joke you respond by saying "Humor...it is not logical..."

    -you thinkyour computer's keyboard is quiant

    -your car can go from 0 to warp 2 in .5 seconds

    -you've tried to hijack a shuttle from NASA and take it to where you've calculated Risa to be

    -you have a Starfleet Acadmy bumper sticker on your car

    -you go up to your microwave and order dinner

    -you're afraid that if you wear red out of the house you'll get killed

    -you wonder why the the periodic table doesn't have dilithium on it

    -you say "fascinating"

    -you've told people to "make it so"

    -you cut off your hamster's legs so it would be a tribble

    -you've made a "You might be a tad obessed with Star Trek if..." list

  24. Posted

    You're too quirky

    You say that like it's a bad thing! :laugh:

    Of course not, you'd just be cracking jokes in serious diplomatic missions :laugh:

    No, I'd be the one trying to get everyone to get along, but they wouldn't and I'd get frustrated and cry and start to sing "Imagine" by John Lennon. Then everyone would mock me mercilessly. :laugh: Then I'd go to sickbay because it would be time for hypospray of anti-depressants. Then I'd start cracking jokes.