Q stole my bike

Everyone is happy until they see one little tribble...

*starts geek mode*

 

His name is Hugh, not Hue 

 

*geek mode off*

Sorry, I can't spell B) I'm not worthy B)

I just like looking at the weird stuff on eBay. Here's a list of some weird stuff that I saw that I really liked an(*hint hint* me and Nem's wedding is coming up...)

-a stun guy

-a lighter that's in the shape of a hand giving the finger that says "Eff you!" when you light it

-a blow torch(I'm a pyromaniac)

-DIY flat screen TV kit

Even though Nem thinks I'm too quirky to make a decent captain, I must disagree with him. I think I would make a great captain, especially on a ship full of hot guys. No, wait, if the ship was full of hot guys I'd never be seen on the bridge but I still want to be captain on a ship full of hot guys...

It's such a sad, and yet cute episode. I loved the part when Hue is all "We are Hue." it was so sweet! I thought it was so cute when he said "Resistance is not futile." and when he started saying "I." He kind of reminded me of a lil puppy. I cried at the end when he went back to the collective so sad.

I laugh to damn much.

 

And i snort too

I snort too, it's kind of an involuntary thing, and whenever I snort everyone stares at me and they're all "Did you seriously just snort?!"

Locutus's body comes back to life and starts to feel around for his head, which QSMB hung on the wall, his headless body apporaches her and...

SPOCK! :) because I love him

I'd most like to be stabbed in the stomach by Spock, plenty of blood, and I would by my love's hand, how ironic. While I lay dying in a puddle of my blood and while my smoach acids corroded my guts I would tell Spock that I love him and weep until I died, but that wasn't an option. I would most rather be assimlated by the Borg here's why:

-getting outsmarted by Picard would be too embarassing

-I don't want to get blown to bits because then I'd have to be sent home to my accomplices in 12 zip-loc baggies

-it would be WAY to humillating to be killed by a doctor, and also in an un-bloody un-violent way

-yes, being sliced by a batleth would be violent and bloody, but it wouldn't be the same as being sliced by Spock

-if I was transported into space I would explode, as I said before, I don't want to explode

-if I was erased from time my evilness would also be erased, and I would want my evilness to be remembered

-I don't think I need to explain why I don't want to be sent to Rura Penthe

Anyway, if I was assimilated I would still be evil, true, it wouldn't be evilness of my own accord, but it would have to do.

^feels (I'm trying to say a bad word but can't)y

"I LIKED HER!" yells QSMB who bites off Locutus's head.

^wants weareborg to say a bad word

Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet.

That sounds like me. I always eat dinner while watching TNG and I'm too lazzy to clean up after myself so around my TV is an assortment of plates, cups, and litterally a hunder diet coke cans.

thank you everyone!

Should I assume, QSMB, that I was off the bridge "busy" with Data during episode 2?

 

yep :P

Since I was just reading about the vicious attacks on Jehovah's Witnesses in Georgia (the country not the US state) I have to say freedom of religion.

I know what you mean. I'm Buddhist, and we're not in the majority, so I'm very grateful that I live in a country where you can be open about your religion without worrying. I also am extremely grateful for freedom of speech, being the artistic type that I am.

like t'mir, I'm pretty much a general European mix. My dad was adopted and doesn't know (nor wants to know) who his biological parents are, but I think it's safe to assume that he's mostly of European decent because he has very fair skin and when he was little his hair was VERY light blonde(it darkened as he older, now it's dark brown...and gray) My great-grandmother on my mom's side was full-blooded Itailian, her husband was English. They had 4 kids, 3 of which had the characteristic Italian dark hair and eyes, the one who turned out to be my grandfather got his dad's genes: blonde hair and blue eyes, but he still had the big "Itailian" nose. My grandmother is Irish and I'm not sure what else. So that makes me English, Irish, a little Itailian, and some other stuff.

Hmmmm...I'm kind of "on the fence" between trekkie and trekker. My life DOES revolve around Trek, but, I'm about to let out a big secret...I only just got into it a few months ago. I haven't yet been to a convention, but I'm going to one this summer, I have a good amount of merchindise (I'd have more if I wasn't so cheap lol) and I do watch it relgiously. I plan on making a Starfleet uniform(TOS style so I can show off my beautiful thighs) and wearing out of the house (not just on Halloween or to conventions, here in Atlanta there's some places where people will accept just about anything.) So I guess I'm an aspiring trekkie.

By the definition that trekkies are the TOS fans then, yes, I am a trekkie, I am OBSESSED with TOS.

^never thought I was a dude

<was mistaken

^thinks I'm a dude

<isn't a dude

^is Ensign Deadmeat in my fan ifc

-make the screensaver on the viewscreen a pic of the Borg cube

-short sheet Worf's bed

-rig the replicator in Troi's quaters so it can't make hot chocolate

-have a barbeque very very close to the warp core

-Toga parties on the holodeck!

-order a pizza, then go 30 minutes into the future (free pizza!)

-program the computer to play the jeopardy theme song during the self-destruct sequence

-secretly replace Picard's tea with espresso

-lock Picard in a room with 20 small kids who've had too much sugar

 

Takara discernsion advised for this one

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tell Data that Starfleet wants to have him dismantled!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

QSMB, your wierd sense of humor is going to get you into trouble someday. But these are all very funny, did you make these up yourself? :P :P :P

Most of them

^isn't a redshirt anymore

google

Kirk or Picard?

rap star