Q stole my bike

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  1. I hate when people sing out of tune, when instruments are out of tune

    Same here, I'm such a perfectionist when it comes to my music. I was in a band for about a week, but then it disloved because I was so annoying.

     

    Here's how it is: I can't perform with people who are so bad that they make the rest of us suck, or with people who are better than me, or people who even think of doing anything to take the attention away from me.

     

    Wow, I sound like suck an megalomaniac, but what can I say? I'm a guitarist, we're all like this!

     

    ok, I also am really picky about my sleeping enviroment:

    -I can't sleep on a pillow that too fluffy, too hard, too flat, or too soft

    -there can't be ANY light

    -I have to have both of my dogs in my bed with me

    -I can't sleep on a bed that's too hard

    -I can't sleep on a bed with a light-colored blanket on top (I'm serious about this one)

    -there can't be ANY noise (unless it's my dogs breathing)


  2. Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! I think normal meat is nasty, so highly processed, canned meat from some unknown creature just sounds like...yucky...

     

    Back when I ate meat I tried it once...grossed thing I've ever tried (and this is coming from the girl who ate fish food as a small child)

     

    Doesn't it have a shelf life of 1000 years or so?


  3. I'd want to buy Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater. I'd keep the origninal furniture, unless it's not in good condition, in which case I'd just have it redone. I'd also add my own touches: huge professional portraits of Spock, my dogs, and myself; lots of useless high-tech gagdgets, and shrine (ok, not a shrine in the literal sense) to Frank Lloyd Wright.

     

    as you can tell, I kinda like Frank Lloyd Wright


  4. Oh dear, I knew I should've come to this thread.. :laugh:

     

    But I must admit...I do think some of your ideas sound nice, like the surrond sound system :bow: Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't like to the idea of blasting some Black Sabbath while crusing at warp speed.

     

    And I think Nik and Fen just have some funny ideas...Starship Crarhound...lol


  5. Kirk: *with overly enthusiastic acting*

    To...BE....or not to.....BE....That IS the question......KAAAAAAAAAHHHN!

     

    Troi:

    To be or not to be? I sense doubt...

     

    Spock:

    To be or not to be...what an illogical question

     

    Bones:

    Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!

     

    Data:

    Ah, the famous solioquy from Shakespeare's Hamlet in which Hamlet, the prince of the Danes, contemplates suicide...

     

    Worf:

    This play was much better in Klingon :roflmao:

     

    Quark:

    It depends, is there any latinum involved?

     

    Picard: *performed normally, with competent acting*


  6. Bill Clinton:

    "I did not eat that cheesecake! How do you define 'eat?'"

     

    Al Gore:

    "I invented cheesecake."

     

    Norman Bates:

    "They'll think that I'd never even hurt a cheesecake."

     

    Bones:

    "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pastry chef!"

     

    B'lanna Torres:

    "Get this cheesecake to sickbay!"

     

    Janeway:

    "There's cheesecake in that nebula."

     

    Macbeth:

    "Is this a cheesecake which I see before me? Mmmmmm...cheesecake..."

     

    Hamlet:

    "To eat the cheesecake, or not to eat the cheesecake? That is the question..."


  7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

     

    GEORGE W BUSH

    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

     

    COLIN POWELL

    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

     

    HANS BLIX

    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

     

    JOHN KERRY

    Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

     

    RALPH NADER

    The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

     

    PAT BUCHANAN

    To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

     

    RUSH LIMBAUGH

    I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

     

    MARTHA STEWART

    No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

     

    JERRY FALWELL

    Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the ''other side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

     

    DR SEUSS

    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

     

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY

    To die in the rain. Alone.

     

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

     

    GRANDPA

    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

     

    BARBARA WALTERS

    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

     

    JOHN LENNON

    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -in peace

     

    ARISTOTLE

    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

     

    KARL MARX

    It was an historic inevitability.

     

    RONALD REAGAN

    What chicken?

     

    CAPTAIN KIRK

    To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

     

    SIGMUND FREUD

    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

     

    BILL GATES

    I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

     

    ALBERT EINSTEIN

    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

     

    BILL CLINTON

    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

     

    AL GORE

    I invented the chicken!

     

    COLONEL SANDERS

    Did I miss one?


  8. I don't have too many, I usually rent them or borrow from friends

    playstation 2

    -crazy taxi

    -the two towers

    -evolution skateboarding

    -the sims

    -the sims: bustin out

    -some dumb rugby game (lol, my dad bought it back when he was obsessed with rugby)

     

    PS2 games that I often rent include: Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X2, and The Simpsons: Road Rage.

     

    N64

    -Donkey Kong 64 (love the monkeys!)

    -Zelda: Ocorana of Time

    -Super Mario 64

    -Yoshi Story (yes, I acctually liked this game, come on I'm really girly and love anything cute)

    -Harvast Moon(another one that most people hate lol)

    -Destruction Derby 64

    -super smash bros

     

    PC

    -The Sims (all expansion packs as well, I'm getting The Sims 2 when it comes out this september)

    -Elite Force

    -S.W.I.N.E. ( forgot whan it stands for, but its like command and conquer except with pigs and bunnies, a great laugh)

    -Who Wants to Beat up a Millionaire?


  9. Well, it's nothing serious, it's for my left eye, because it crosses in really badly *points to all pics of myself that I've posted here, and now it's worse* so...eep. And of course it's just a few days after summer school ends :) meh, I've heard that the recovery time is fast, but still, it's gonna suck