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I'm not sure if I'm getting this right, but...

 

"Life is but a dream, and we are all just a thought." - The angel Lucifer, in Mark Twain's "The Mysterious Stranger."

 

Actually, I don't know if that's how it was written in the story. That's basically how I heard it in the claymation movie "The Adventures of Mark Twain," which had numerous claymation adaptations of his stories. IMO, the best one was The Diary of Adam and Eve.

 

Another favorite, coming from a pair of vigilantes, is...

 

"We're kinda like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

Edited by wishfire

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A six year old at hearing Santa Claus was going to be at a certain event:

 

"The real Santa Claus?"

 

..grandmother explains he's a helper dressed like Santa

 

"oh....he's just people then?"

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LOL some of those are funny :bow:

 

Here is my qoute..

 

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell....spirituality is for people who have been there!!!!...ME :P

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I love it, hangon! :thumbup:

 

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LOL thanks BB..i cant think where i heard that but i am sure it will pop into my head later :hug:

 

New one...

 

"Second star to the right...and straight on till morning"...kirk

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"Second star to the right...and straight on till morning"...kirk

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Kirk was quoting Peter Pan. :bow:

 

Yes you can thwack me now. :hug:

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"Second star to the right...and straight on till morning"...kirk

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Kirk was quoting Peter Pan. :P

 

Yes you can thwack me now. :hug:

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LOL i had no idea he was quoting peter pan :bow: ..seems i learn something new each day :)

 

*mini thwack* :P

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*dodges thwack* :bow:

 

Second star to the right and straight on till morning is the directions of how to get to Never Never Land. Humor me, Peter Pan is my all time favorite book. :hug:

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"Hope is one thing that no one should ever lose."-me, it is my signature at another site, and was mine over at ST.com as well.

 

"Ok, everybody.. Who peed in that guy's cornflakes?"-me to my coworkers, about a customer who was very gruff.

 

"The B-4 is physically identical to me, although his neural pathways are not as advanced. But even if they were, he would not be me."- Data, in Star Trek Nemesis

 

"Cold hearted orb that rules the night. Removes the colors from our sight, red is grey and yellow white. But we decided which is right, and which is illusion."- Spoken at the end of Nights In White Satin by Moody Blues.

 

"This year vacation in Hell, and coming back to work won't seem so bad" - Bumper sticker

 

And now I'm all alone again

Nowhere to turn, no one to go to

Without a home without a friend

Without a face to say hello to

And now the night is near

I can make believe he's here

...

I love him

But when the night is over

He is gone

The river's just a river

Without him the world around me changes.

The trees are bare and everywhere the streets

Are full of strangers. - from "On My Own" from Les Miserables. I adore this song, and it is a song that I can relate to a bit.

Edited by Yillara_Soong

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Live. Love. Be. Believe. - Rogue, lead singer of the Crüxshadows.

 

You're not punk rock, you're just a punk! - I'm not sure who said it, but I thought it was funny.

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"...The good is oft interred with their bones..." -- Marc Antony on Caesar as a good man

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shoot for the stars, enjoy the ride, should you fall, youll have a soft cloud to land on.

thats how life SHOULD be lived.

 

death is the ultimate destination for all, life is the journey, enjoy it, live it, love it.

 

something i try to do. more and more.

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changing the hims and hes to shes and hers this is great, and i can relate as well yillara

 

 

And now I'm all alone again

Nowhere to turn, no one to go to

Without a home without a friend

Without a face to say hello to

And now the night is near

I can make believe she's here

...

I love her

But when the night is over

She is gone

The river's just a river

Without her the world around me changes.

The trees are bare and everywhere the streets

Are full of strangers. - from "On My Own" from Les Miserables.

Edited by cptwright

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For weeks we'd pass by a store Jem was awaiting the grand opening for then one day it finally opened, Jem noticed the banner and gleefully announced: "It's the gland opening!" :(

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" Death before dishonor - nothing before coffee "

 

" You can't look dignified when you're having fun. " Wes Janson

 

" Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. "

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"When nature calls it doesn't take a message." Found on a restroom door. :P

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"Bite Me" has to be a quote of someone...if not I'll claim it as mine...It has been a great parenting technique on my teenage son. (e.g. Mom can I have $ for <a  style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=tongue%20ring" onmouseover="window.status='tongue ring'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">tongue ring</a>...My response "Bite Me")  Always in quotations.

:)

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i got it from simpsons :P but would they notice?

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"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

 

Sir Winston Churchill

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"Please feel free to browse through the links below, and remember, surf safe, always remember to wear a brain." - read on some web page I found while looking through weather pictures on google.

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"You'd think they'd have the Parking Lot of America to go with the Mall of America" -Gladys Leeman(Kirstie Alley) in Drop Dead Gorgeous..

 

 

In the case of a lot of big stores or malls... I have to agree with what she was saying..

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Guy at Club: Hey, Hot Alien Babe, you digging the scene?

Starfire: Oh I didn't know we were suppose to bring shovels...

-starfire and some stupid guy at a stupid club where her sis brough her....

 

Told ya we'll win you a prize.

A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

-Garfield Logan and Raven Sabel

 

This is pointless.

Everything is pointless. Wanna go talk about it?

-Raven Sabel and Goth dude

 

That had the tact of a Nazi storm trooper.

(after Paris bluntly breks up with her boyfriend over the phone)

-Rory Gilmore

 

You traded my Baccarat candlesticks for a sneering, slightly pornographic monkey lamp?

-Emily Gilmore

 

Clark, you were tied to a pole in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions.

-Lex Luthor

 

I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

-Raven Sabel

 

Get out, Taylor.

Why?

It's just a code I live by.

-Luke Danes and Taylor Doose

 

I joined a football team, not a cult.

-Clark Kent

 

Who wants tofu waffles?

Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.

-Garfield Logan and victor Stone

 

Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses.

-Kori Anderson

 

My shoe broke! I need you to fix it!

Do I look like a cobbler to you?

If I say yes, will you fix it?

-Lorelai Gilmore and Luke Danes

 

Clark Kent leaps tall theories in a single bound.

-Chloe Sullivan

 

May the best man win!

I intend to.

-Roy Harper and Rick Grayson

 

I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. And it's been a really long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thronton thing really proves that

-Lorelai Gilmore

 

Can you fly?

I'm an alien, not a cartoon.

-Chloe Sullivan and Clark Kent

 

Maybe he has an extra remote. I mean, we got like nine...

-Victor Stone

 

Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.

Those are never comforting words coming from you.

-Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

 

Hey Pete, did you know Chloe had a birthmark on her cheek?

No she doesn't.

Not that cheek.

-Clark Kent and Pete Ross

 

Hi, Robbiepoo!

Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?

-Camile Railson and Kori Anderson

 

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.

Rory: Hmm.

Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

Emily: Oh dear God.

Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.

Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.

Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."

Rory: Hehe.

Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:

Rory: Oy with the poodles already.

Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.

 

Lana, this is crazy.

That's the point. If life doesn't make you crazy then uh, why bother living it? I know that's how I want it.

-Clark Kent and Lana Lang

 

Let's dance!

Tried it once. Didn't like it.

Okay... I could tell daddy to kick your friends out of school, or we can dance. Unless you want to get straight to the kiiiiiiiissing...

...care to dance?

-Camile Railson and Rick Grayson

 

That the *last* time I buy anything just because its furry.

-Lorelai Gilmore

 

Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone.

-Chloe Sullivan

 

They actually respect me.

-Tara "Terra" Markov

 

I miss Max.

I know.

I had a dream about him the other night.

Really? Dirty?

No. Absolutely not. And when you're 21, I'll tell you the real answer.

-Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

 

I'm not completely emotionally retarded. I have feelings.

-Micheal Guerin

 

What do you suppose alien crystals are going for on EBay?

-Kyle Valenti

 

Gotta feed the monkey.

-Max Evans

 

[Talking to the Buddha statue] Thank you. Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.

[Hears a knocking on the door]

Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back here.

-Kyle Valenti

 

No, no, that's wrong. It was a Navajo White. That's more Eggshell.

And I'm the one who needs a hobby?

-Max Evans and Micheal Guerin

 

You tell 'em Buddha Boy!

-Tess Evans (is it Evans or something else?)

 

Hi.

Well, you here for a reason, or you just rushed right over 'cause you sensed I might be experiencing some actual joy?

-Liz Parker and Kyle Valenti

 

My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirring through the night.

-Kyle Valenti

 

Okay, so, don't wait up and remember only 2 or 3 crack heads at the most, they eat all the good cereal.

-Lorelai Gilmore

 

I'm just... practicing my nose-whistling!

[whistles]

-Garlfield Logan

 

I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

-Garfield Logan

 

Hello, Kori! Hello, tiny wooden replica of Kori!

-Kori Anderson

 

[about a drooling, hypnotized Gar Logan]

Any way to keep him quiet?

[Kori Anderson covers his drooling mouth, shudders]

-Rick Grayson

 

It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.

-Liz Parker

 

Alex: Isabel Evans and Alex Charles Whitman out on a date? That's like, miraculous, you know, this is-this is the biggest moment of Alex Charles Whitman's life...

Liz: Listen, why don't you just take some deep breaths, okay?

Alex: It's just- it's amazing, you know, I-it's totally amazing, it's-it's too amazing- oh, God. It's a joke, isn't it? It's a practical joke. You two are in on it, you bastards...

Liz: Alex... Alex, Alex, ummm, your paranoid schizophrenia, it's kicking in.

Alex: Right. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and go have a little talk with myself.

-Alex Whitman and Liz Parker

 

"Buddhism for Beginners" is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler and Busty Biker Babes?

-Tess Evans

 

Max likes cherry cola. What does Michael like?

Cherry cola with arsenic?

-Liz Parker and Maria DeLuca

 

Your favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla?

-Isabel Evans

 

Isabel: Well, what are we going to do?

Max: I guess we're gonna have to find another planet to hide out on.

Isabel: But I like this planet.

Micheal: Me too. Where else are you going to find another planet that has Whoppers and Big Mac?

Isabel and Max: Shut up.

Isabel and Max Evans, and Micheal Guerin

 

Michael: These are your aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of our trip. Sound off.

Kyle: Harvey Wallbanger

Tess: PiÒa Colada

Alex: Tom Collins

Isabel: Brandy Alexander

Maria: Margarita Salt

Liz: Shirley Temple

Max: Rob Roy

Michael: And I'm your host Dr. Love

-Micheal Guerin, Liz Parker, Kyle Valenti, Maria DeLuca, Alex Whitman, Max, Tess and Isabel Evans

 

Someone Devil-egged my car?

-Jess Mariano

 

...kaaaay... do you come with subtitles?

-Gar Logan

 

My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.

-Tara "Terra" Markov

 

I just spent a hundred thousand dollars and it's all your fault.

Oh, good.

-Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore

 

yea, i feel real bad 'cause i messed up AGAIN.

 

*sigh*

CHI

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Satan has been the best friend to the church, for He has kept them in business all these years- Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible

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