Lt. Evans 0 Posted February 24, 2004 Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, so, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive? Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. Geordie:But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so! Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great! Picard: But surely we must not be late! Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long til we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet -- Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite... Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires. Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. *COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?* Worf: The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm. Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph? Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely. Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end! Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly And orbit yonder Indran sky! Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...? Geordi: Yes, sir, we can. Picard: Then make it so! (Que credits.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace 0 Posted February 24, 2004 Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. :) That's great, Lt. Evans. This^ is the best part, imo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted February 24, 2004 :P :P :) :) That was FUNNY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt.Vash 0 Posted February 27, 2004 (edited) borg: this is this the borg; resitance? futile! picard: why then I'll... *is warped away* picard: this is locutus please surrender riker: we cannot surrenfer oh you see for this is not your destiny, your destiny lies among the stars picard: among the stars? i'm plenty happy here among borg bars brain runs dry and can't make rymes no more I commend you for this is harder then it looks Edited February 27, 2004 by Capt.Vash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoned_vulcan 0 Posted March 2, 2004 great lol i loved it though wen i kept reading it.. it reminded me of something from gilbert and sullivan.. i want to c all the cast members recite this at a con.. but alas i also want arnold schwartzenegger to sing fernando and califoniacation... we all no that those rnt going to happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt.Vash 0 Posted March 2, 2004 Bump... OH WAIT YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BUMP SO... Great great I love it that is the very best ever keep it up make one voyager! (please!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 2, 2004 I always knew you were Revvin, Revvin Evan. You wrote that? Your good, think I'll give it a try too. I'm watching 'The Cage' right now, lots of good idea material. :P :biggrin: :huh: :huh: :blink: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted March 2, 2004 Lt. EVANS< I KNOW WHERE YOU SECRET STASH OF STAR TREK HUMOUR IS LOCATED! WWW.SJTREK.COM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites