He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted May 30, 2010 The rules are simple. What did your fortune cookie say? A common variation is to add the words "in bed" afterwards (unless "in bed" is already part of the description). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted May 30, 2010 "No obstacles will stand in the way of your success this month." (in bed) Why couldn't I get this at the *beginning* of the month? Better get started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted May 30, 2010 "A short stranger will soon enter your life with blessings to share in bed." Short stranger? Hmm, I wonder who... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted May 30, 2010 "Among the lucky few, you are the chosen one." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corina Arazius 1 Posted May 30, 2010 "A mouse will turn your winter hat into a winter nest" Great, don't tell me this is going to happen "in bed" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted May 30, 2010 "A mouse will turn your winter hat into a winter nest" Great, don't tell me this is going to happen "in bed" OK, sometimes the "in bed" thing doesn't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted May 30, 2010 OK, this one is just bad. "We cannot do great things; only small things with great love (in bed)." - Mother Teresa (A nun talking about "small things" in bed. Sheesh.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corina Arazius 1 Posted May 30, 2010 rofl, that's pretty bad. Worse than mine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted June 6, 2010 "The hotel of your mind has many vacancies." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 7, 2010 (edited) "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn (in bed)" -- Benjamin Franklin. Actually, if you know something about Franklin beyond what high school history teaches, he might have added "in bed" himself. Edited June 7, 2010 by Lt. Van Roy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted June 10, 2010 "Bad day to tease a yak." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 18, 2010 "Love truth, but pardon error (in bed)." Gee, I wonder what kind of error that could be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 22, 2010 "Every wise man starts out by asking many questions (in bed)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted June 25, 2010 Good things are being said about you (in bed). Sounds like a win-win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 26, 2010 "You have a unique personality (in bed)." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted October 14, 2010 Have Chinese much? People rely on your dependability. You cannot discover new oceans unless you are willing to lose sight of the shore. You can't shake hands with a closed fist. One who says, "I'm waiting for my ship to come in" has already missed the boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
