Musical Condoms Right Around The Corner

[Kor37 9]

Musical Condoms Right Around the Corner

by Evan Shamoon, posted Dec 8th 2008 at 3:49PM

 

For those couples whose sex lives are on life support, here's the Dr. Kevorkian to put them out of their misery: Paul Lyons, U.S. patent holder of the "Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom," has figured out how to bring those monophonic cell phone ringtones to your favorite prophylactic.

 

The invention will allow the user to record a song, message, or sound effect to a tiny chip contained in the base of the condom. This sound will then be played on a loop when the contacts of the circuit are closed. In other words, they are "activated by forceful movements." In yet other words, they are activated by "doing it."

 

If you don't mind, we'd like to suggest 'Taps.'

 

:)

 

Ok guys.....what song would you choose? Perhaps the theme from "Jaws"?..... :)

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

"I'm Too Sexy"?

[Wishfire 2]

I can just imagine it... pretty soon after musical condoms, we'll have Guitar Hero: Condom Edition. "Do you have the penis to be a guitar hero?"

[BlackLion 0]

I like the song "raining men". :)

[oldfan1 0]

How about Drive?

[RikerChick 5]

You all can put any song you want, you'll be listening to it all alone. No woman in her right mind would be turned on by that and do you really want a woman looking at your dick and laughing hysterically?

[Wishfire 2]

"Fuel" by Metallica

 

"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire!"

 

Dear lord...

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

You all can put any song you want, you'll be listening to it all alone. No woman in her right mind would be turned on by that and do you really want a woman looking at your dick and laughing hysterically?

 

You can say dick in here now?

[RikerChick 5]

You all can put any song you want, you'll be listening to it all alone. No woman in her right mind would be turned on by that and do you really want a woman looking at your dick and laughing hysterically?

 

You can say dick in here now?

 

Dick is a man's name, it hasn't been censored for a while.

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

If you were using it as a man's name then why wasn't it capitalized?

[Kor37 9]

The real shocker is RC using that language in here. Its refreshing but shocking nonetheless........ :)

[trekz 7]

Isn't the word truly obscene in context with other words - like Dick Nixon or Dick Cheney?

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Well, that depends. Nixon and / or Cheney are probably more offensive to people than a slang term for penises.

Edited December 12, 2008 by Lt. Van Roy

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

penises.

Woah! You can say penises in here too!

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

Songs to download to your condom....

 

"My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry

"The Happy Organ" by Dave "Baby" Cortez

"Little Willy" by the Sweet

"Pump It Up" by Elvis Costello And The Attractions

"Rocket Man" by Elton John

"Burning Love" by Elvis Presley (sorry Kev!)

"Medical Love Song" by Monty Python

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones

"I Like It Like That" by Chris Kenner

"Do It Again" by the Beach Boys

"Big Man In Town" by the Four Seasons

 

seriously, so many to choose from.

Edited December 13, 2008 by youbroughtheryouDasher