Kor37 9 Posted December 18, 2007 Woman Accused of Groping Mall SantaAP Posted: 2007-12-18 16:06:28 DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said. A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year - "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com - said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa. "I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo."' A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJ Phaserman 2 Posted December 18, 2007 hell if i was santa i woul let her sit on my lap for 15 minutes and still have her way with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofMajorHayes 10 Posted December 18, 2007 I knew i should've considered a career in mall performance :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) All of the years that I have donned the Santa Suit, that's never happened to me. And I can't tell you my disappointment. :lol: Edited December 19, 2007 by Gummy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted December 19, 2007 Sometimes I wonder what perspective police officers have of humanity - they really hear it all. I mean, seriously, getting that call ...Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted. What was that woman thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 19, 2007 What was that woman thinking. She was probably thinking the poor guy comes once a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted December 19, 2007 The New York Post as usual had the best headline for this story. It read: "Get Your Claws Off My Sack" :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted December 19, 2007 What was that woman thinking. She was probably thinking the poor guy comes once a year. Nyuk nyuk nyuk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted December 19, 2007 What was that woman thinking. She was probably thinking the poor guy comes once a year. Please tell me you didn't just mean what I thought you meant? :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 19, 2007 Please tell me you didn't just mean what I thought you meant? :lol: Oh come on, you know me better than that. Of course I did. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted December 19, 2007 Yet a different possible headline: Another "touching" Christmas Incident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Please tell me you didn't just mean what I thought you meant? ^_^ Oh come on, you know me better than that. Of course I did. :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites