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Maine Man Swears Mouse Stole His Dentures

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Maine Man Swears Mouse Stole His Dentures

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WATERVILLE, Maine (March 24) - Never underestimate a mouse's determination. There's a mouse in Bill Exner's house that he says he has captured three times. Each time, the mouse escaped, and the last time the rodent made off with his lower dentures.

 

Exner, 68, said he and his wife Shirley scoured his bedroom after the dentures disappeared from his night stand.

 

"We moved the bed, moved the dressers and the night stand and tore the closet apart," he said. "I said, 'I knew that little stinker stole my teeth' - I just knew it."

 

They found a small opening in a wall where they suspected the mouse was coming and going, and their daughter's fiance, Eric Holt, stepped in to help.

 

"He brought a crowbar and hammer and he sawed off a section of wood and pulled up the molding and everything," Exner said. "It was quite a job."

 

They retrieved the dentures, and Holt suggested his future father-in-law boil them in peroxide and whatever else he could find for to disinfect it.

 

The mouse apparently isn't done. It frequently comes out and stares at Exner, his wife said.

 

"He's taunting him - I swear he's taunting him," Shirley Exner said.

 

 

 

He caught this mouse 3 times and each time it escaped??? If this were me, the next time the mouse was captured, it would get an immediate death penalty.

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The fact that the mouse escaped three times should prove that he needs to put his dentures way high up on a shelf. It could have escaped from Alcatraz.

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So thats where the mouse From the movie

Mouse Hunt. lives now :dude:

 

or he needed a lower plate from all the cheese and

peanut butter.

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The fact that the mouse escaped three times should prove that he needs to put his dentures way high up on a shelf. It could have escaped from Alcatraz.

 

 

Aren't dentures supposed to be soaking in a glass of Efferdent if they're not "in use"?

 

This guy just leaves em out like they're car keys.

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I have read everything now. A mouse the swiped dentures. I thought they were only interested in cheese.

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The fact that the mouse escaped three times should prove that he needs to put his dentures way high up on a shelf. It could have escaped from Alcatraz.

 

 

Aren't dentures supposed to be soaking in a glass of Efferdent if they're not "in use"?

 

This guy just leaves em out like they're car keys.

They were probably sitting next to his car keys on the counter. :dude:

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