You Know You Are Trailer Trash When.........

[Kor37 9]

You know you're really trailer trash when...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

 

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

 

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

 

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

 

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

 

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

 

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

 

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

 

Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.

 

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

 

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

 

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

 

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

 

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

 

 

:P

[hangon 3]

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

..you know that one in my case is true...when i marry debbie (hence the word "when" hehe i am dead when she see's that!!) i will have to give up my british nationality and become Dutch :) ..well i got to words for ya..**** **.. i am proud to be a English gentelman *cough* even though i cant stand the way england is run,i am still part of a once proud rulers of a empire that made the Romen empire look like get together at a small town hall somewhere in....alaska :P ....for over one thousand years no country has been able to invade Britain,even now if the world went mad and england needed its people to defend it,i would be the first to join up to defend it...its in our blood..all the men in my family tree faught in a war or invaded and plundered someone elses country. Edited March 8, 2007 by hangon

[DaboGirl 7]

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

..you know that one in my case is true...when i marry debbie (hence the word "when" hehe i am dead when she see's that!!) i will have to give up my british nationality and become Dutch ..well i got to words for ya..**** **.. i am proud to be a English gentelman *cough* even though i cant stand the way england is run,i am still part of a once proud rulers of a empire that made the Romen empire look like get together at a small town hall somewhere in....alaska ....for over one thousand years no country has been able to invade Britain,even now if the world went mad and england needed its people to defend it,i would be the first to join up to defend it...its in our blood..all the men in my family tree faught in a war or invaded and plundered someone elses country.

 

Actually Mr. Hangon I don't think that particular joke translates all that well to those overseas.

 

I'm just going to explain the humor, not endorse it. There are a great many jokes about rural (country/hillbilly) people in this country getting married to their sisters and whatnot and of course there are laws against such unions to prevent inbreeding not whatnot.

 

Of course you should be allowed to marry Debbie and it not be against any law or give up your citizenship.

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

As 3rd generation white trash I can't help but wonder if I am missing something about breeding with my relatives. My sister and all my female cousins are ugly.