Gary Phaserman 0 Posted December 10, 2006 This is a really funny hat-tip to "Top Gun" posted in the USS Eros Sim earlier today. Backstory: Cousins Mike and Gary Phaserman are Starfleet fighter pilots, in the officers lounge aboard the USS Eros. They spot the Eros' XO, CDR Kristen Phaserman, Gary's wife, iddly chatting with some crewmembers. Major Gary Phaserman (SF Fighter Corps) and Lieutenant Mike Phaserman (Starfleet Pilot) decide that she's lost it... Mike and Gary sit at the bar in the officer's lounge, just hangingout, waiting to meet with the Admiral. Gary sees Krissy talking with a few people, talking. Gary: She's lost that loving feeling. Mike: She's lo... [catches up] Mike: No she hasn't. Gary: Yes she has. Mike: [objecting] She's not lost that lo... Gary: dude, she's lost it man. [walks off] Mike: Come on! [to himself] Mike: Aw sh... I hate it when she does that. Gary hits a button on the music system, grabs a mic, and approaches. Gary: Excuse me, miss... Mike: I'm sorry, lemme handle this... Mike faces Gary, Gary nods, Mike ducks away... Gary: You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your li-ips.. Mike: And there's no tenderness, like before in your fingerti-ips Gary: you're trying hard not to show it... Both: But bay-bee! I know it! (Several other officers join in) You've lost, that lovin' feelin! Oh, that lovin' feelin! You've lost that lovin' feelin' now it's gone. Gone. Gone. Whoa-oh-oh! Krissy: You two do that pretty good. Does it work? Mike: Well, we've done it twice, first time I did the lead... Gary: Crashed and burned. Krissy: And the second? Gary: I'll let you know tomorrow. Krissy: Major, I know you're a good pilot, but don't quit your day- job. Singing isn't your thing. Gary: It's the thought that counts... Off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
