Things We Learned From Watcing TNG

[deagletime 1]

if u cant fix it or violate the laws of physics of something ...just reverse the polarity and it will work...

[ensign_beedrill 0]

Swiped from a poster titled: "All I Need to Know in Life I Learned from Star Trek."

 

Never put all of your senior-ranking officers into one shuttle craft.

[Kyalia 0]

Use the term 'tachyon' and it'll work

[Takara_Soong 4]

It's green!

[prometheus 0]

Wear rubber gloves at consoles

Stick with Crusher if you catch a virus

If O'Brien says a beam out may not work just go with it: it will

[SpaceHippie 0]

NEVER let Dianna drive!!!!!!!!

[mj 7]

Watch out if you hear that Wesley Crusher is conducting a science expriement (nanites, that "bubble" his mother was caught in, .....).

[mj 7]

Like humans, an android can have an evil twin.

[Essoq 0]

You don't need hair to be sexy.

 

You can solve any problem by modifying the deflector dish.

 

If you want to impress a Klingon, learn how to swear at them.

 

Edited September 1, 2003 by Essoq

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

All Those Are Great People

 

Keep 'Em Coming

 

 

I Really Like The One About Wesley's Science Experiments, LOL :lol:

[barry 0]

Never play with see-through cards when Gordi is around. :)

Never ask Data,Whats the meaning of life?

Never think how sexy Troi is when you are near her.

Never ever introduce your sister to Riker. :lol:

Hopefully you are not bald and single when Wxanna Troi is around.

Don't ever be around when Wesley is doing his experiments. :P

Don't get into a drinking game with Worf. :o

If you are ill pray that it's Dr.Crusher and not Dr.Pulaski on duty.

If you get invited to dinner by O'brien,make sure it's not his mothers recipe on the menu that day. :)

[sea trooper 0]

Parents and starships you work aboard do not mix.

Edited September 8, 2004 by sea trooper

[Airies 0]

Troi must like it rough, she dated Worf! :huh:

[ussacclaim 0]

If the helm doesn't respond, depressurize the main shuttlebay! (Cause and Effect)

[KayTroi 0]

Another thing we have learned from Star Trek is to never be a Cardassian Interrogator and hold Picard prisoner because you know that you'd never win.

 

I can't remeber the name of this particular episode but it was a good one. They stripped Capt. Picard and tried to break him but it didn't work. :wacko:

[gul_nodrog 2]

When you are trying to hold Picard, Spock and Data as prisoners, don't leave them alone together with access to a computer!

 

Dumb, Sela!

 

Unification, Part II :wacko:

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Hey Sam this thread is a great idea, you should consider doing one for all the series. :wacko: .

[sea trooper 0]

I wonder is he remembers making this thread :wacko:

 

KayTroi, the episode was Chain of Command. Part 2 I believe.

[Matt 0]

You can't tell twins apart by seeing one twitch