Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 2, 2006 If you really want a good belly laugh that should last about an hour and a half (proven by myself and Gary tonight), visit my new favorite website (Sorry VBG), http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com. Just don't laugh too hard. you never know when a Round House Kick might strike you down. Oh, and one addition that isn't on there... Darth Vader says "Luke, I am your father!" Chuck Norris says, "Darth, You are my (I'm trying to say a bad word but can't)!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 2, 2006 *Slips off the chair after holding her jaw from laughter* OWWWW B) B) *Climbs back up and wipes tears from her eyes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchygomba69 0 Posted February 2, 2006 I need 30 Mins of my life back now What is this bg thing with Chick Norris, I noticed it on College Humor too, I guess I just dont get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted February 3, 2006 DW, do you get the hallmark channel? If so, watch Walker, Texas Ranger. Get up to date. Then you will understand. Chuck Norris is simply Bad *buttocks*. That's the bottom line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted February 3, 2006 I've never seen a Chuck Norris movie or show, but I've always found those hilarious! But like I say in all the other forums I see this in, Steven Seagal could karate chop Norris until he's crying for his mommy :wink2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 3, 2006 Steven Seagal has always been looked upon as a joke in the martial arts community. As fat as he is, a stiff wind could blow him over! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 3, 2006 I dunno who Chuck Norris is but I just found the facts funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
