How to Cook a Turkey

[Lollypop 0]

How to Cook a Turkey

 

 

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

 

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

 

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

 

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

 

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

 

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

 

Step 7: Turn oven the on

 

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

 

Step 9: Turk the bastey

 

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

 

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

 

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

 

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

 

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

 

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

 

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

 

Step 17: Turk the carvey

 

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

 

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

 

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

[Lessa_Soong 0]

ROFLMAO!

 

have i ever told you the story of how i once "bounced" a turkey?

[Chataeya 0]

ROTFLMAO

I just want to know Who got cooked here, you or the turkey? :P :lol:

Me thinks, it was you? :lol:

[TrekkieMage 0]

LMAO!!!! :lol:

[Yillara Skye 1]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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one tequila, two tequila, three keteela, FLOOR!

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[LoveMalePecs1 0]

You should put the stuffing into the Turkey and put a cloth on top and just let the juices of the bird baste it and suck up the juices of the Turkey and pour it over the cloth on the Turkey to make the meat stay moist and tender and juicy.

 

[Tal 0]

ROFLMAO thats good.

[Yillara Skye 1]

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

And nowadays you can do just that with that soda stuff... yechhh.

[sea trooper 0]

LMAO

[LoveMalePecs1 0]

You should put the stuffing into the Turkey and put a cloth on top and just let the juices of the bird baste it and suck up the juices of the Turkey and pour it over the cloth on the Turkey to make the meat stay moist and tender and juicy.

 

Serious not a joke ("Actual way to properly cook a Turkey with a cloth on top of the bird while it's cooking")