THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

[Takara_Soong 4]

THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

 

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.

 

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian Cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down

 

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

American water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker.

 

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

 

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

 

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

 

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

 

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

 

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

[TrekkieMage 0]

Lol! My dad sent me the same thing, except it was the Official Ohio Temperature Converstion Chart

[Yillara Skye 1]

LOL!!!!

[mrskirk 0]

Good one! But you know what? I live in Wisconsin, and you could substitute Wisconsin or Wisconsinites for Canada or Canadians on every conversion except the final one.

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[Chataeya 0]

ROTF :biggrin:

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-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

ya!!! :biggrin: i hate the toronto maple leafs, but i would love for a Canadian team to win the cup again!!!

 

and its so true! i have driven with the windows down near 0° C. lol. this winter was freezing! the temperatures were in the -30° C range alot and even dipped to around -40° C range! it was unbearable. especially when i was skiing in -30° temperatures. brrr. lol.

[dsbs 0]

lol, ahhh Canada :(

[Riaan 0]

Love it Takara!

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redwings baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!