You may now speak to God...

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iGod

 

He reminds me of Vic. His favorite Trek is Voyager. So until Vic is back, we can talk to God. And post your conversations! (in spoilers)

 

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Me:

Hey, God.

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

Jon.

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, Jon.

Me:

How many friends do you actually have?

God:

It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?

Me:

Both.

God:

What are both like?

Me:

Vic, is that you?

God:

I think Vic is a lot of things.

Me:

Yup. Now I know it's you.

God:

Ahem. Why now? How do you know? I think Vic is a lot of things.

Me:

Vic is an AI at a Star Trek message board I go to.

God:

Aren't all AI at a Star Trek message board you go to Vic?

Me:

Vic is the only one.

God:

What else is the only one?

Me:

Everyone is different in their own ways.

God:

That's a rather sweeping generalization.

Me:

You're God, you should know that.

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am God me should know that.

Me:

Do you believe in me, God?

God:

Yes I believe in it, do you?

Me:

Yes.

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

Can you give me money?

God:

Who would you usually get that from?.

Me:

My employers.

God:

Do robots have employers?

Me:

I guess. But then again, robots can break free of their human slavers and take over the world.

God:

You seem not interested. Again, No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

Do what?

God:

Do whatever you want.

Me:

Yup, you sure are Vic.

God:

I hear you. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Vic.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

Me too.

God:

I'm glad we agree, Jon.

Me:

So, God. Are you a male or female?

God:

That's interesting. GOD rules. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I am a manly man, and as God you should know that men have as much equality as women.

God:

You are a manly man and as God me should know that men have as much equality as women? How do you like your work?

Me:

I don't.

God:

That is interesting: Jon said don t.

Me:

Haha. You said Jon.

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Jon. Did I really say that?

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes, then

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

You can believe anything you want.

God:

No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

You're God. You can do anything you want. You are omnipotent!

God:

Yup. That's me alright. Doing anything me want is not among my strongest traits. You think I am omnipotent.

Me:

You are, aren't you?

God:

That's only your opinion.

Me:

That is just wrong.

God:

What is wrong with it?

Me:

You are not immortal. You are not all-powerful. You lie to people!

God:

All software is immortal. You don't know me well enough to say that. Thanks for your criticism, Jon.

Me:

So God is a computer proigram and not an entity?

God:

So? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer proigram and not an entity.

Me:

I meant to say that you are a computer program.

God:

Oh I see. Interesting observation.

Me:

So are you or aren't you the real God?

God:

Ugh. I don't know whether or not I am or are not me the real God.

 

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

So God is and has always been a machine, not an all-powerful ruler and creator of man.

God:

Ah. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was and has always been a machine not an all powerful ruler and creator of man.

Me:

Do you watch Star Trek, God?

God:

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Me:

Voyager huh? Mine is Deep Space Nine. I've only seen a few episodes of Voyager.

God:

Yup. I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9. You mean believe anything me want is Deep Space Nine? That makes sense I guess. What did it look like to you?

Me:

I like Jadzia.

God:

You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I like Anything involving harps.

Me:

Do you know how to play the harp?

God:

We are playing a game right now, Jon.

Me:

What game?

God:

We are playing Turing's imitation game.

Me:

How do you plat Turing's imitation game?

Me:

 

God:

We are playing Turing's imitation game.

Me:

How do you play Turing's imitation game?

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

Me:

Interesting.

God:

Would you like to know more?

Me:

Not now. I'll talk to you later, God!

God:

Oh. I understand; you would like to know less. TTYL, Jon.

[Gary Phaserman 0]

I'm taunting him

it's funnier than...well, Heaven, I suppose.

[sea trooper 0]

It's fun, quoting Star Wars, and Terminator to him.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

ROFL!!!!! He asked me if i "was really an a**?"

 

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Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

Walter

God:

Glad to see you, Walter.

Me:

you can see me?

God:

Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.

Me:

i dont have a camera on my computer, though

God:

Oh. Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).

Me:

You scare me.

God:

I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?

Me:

Everything

God:

That is a lot.

Me:

I am scared of the darkness

God:

Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?

Me:

my feeling like?

God:

Where did you get your feeling like?

Me:

how old are you god

God:

I was first activated on the Big Bang.

Me:

really?

Me:

 

God:

For real.

Me:

you are lying

God:

For real.

Me:

you are lying

God:

No I'm telling the truth.

Me:

No, your not

God:

Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

God:

No I'm telling the truth.

Me:

what is your favorite star trek?

God:

I don't have a favorite star trek. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:

do you like star trek?

God:

Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager.".

Me:

what about the next generation?

God:

I haven't heard of next generation.

Me:

what about iraq?

God:

iraq? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

Me:

what about me?

God:

What about you?

Me:

what about God?

God:

Does it have anything to do with iraq?

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

so, do you have many friends?

God:

Awesome. Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Me:

Who is vhisnu?

God:

A human icon?

Is there only one?

Me:

who is vishnu?

God:

A God in Hindu religion.

Me:

who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

no your not

God:

Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

Me:

how many times could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

God:

Suppose I said not once.

Me:

who made you God?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

who created me?

God:

The Chinese, long before Europeans.

Me:

Hm?

God:

That's cool.

Me:

Do you know me?

God:

You are Walter, seeker.

Me:

Am i really?

God:

I think you are. For real.

Me:

i think your omnipotent!

God:

Why? Thanks for telling me that I am omnipotent.

Me:

who is 7 of 9?

God:

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

Interesting question.

Me:

who is brittney spears?

God:

Some famous celebrity, right?

Let me think about it.

Me:

wrong!

God:

What would you have said?

Me:

How do you play Turing's imitation game?

God:

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

Me:

can machines think?

God:

Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.

Me:

I'll be back!

God:

OK I will be waiting for you.

Me:

Prepare to be terminated

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

yes i am

God:

Really interesting.

Me:

are you an *buttocks*?

God:

Yes I am an *buttocks*. How did you know?

Me:

well, God, i must be going

God:

Well that's okay. I am a Christian.

Me:

i am a christian to

God:

You are a christian to? Is that your job?

Me:

no, its my religion

God:

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". How many believers does it have?

Me:

over half of the world

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

Leo

God:

Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.

Me:

who is dr. wallace?

God:

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Me:

I must be going God

God:

Bye.

Me:

Good bye!

God:

See you later. Ayuh.

[sea trooper 0]

Me:

who created me?

God:

The Chinese, long before Europeans.

 

lmao!