DrWho42 13 Posted August 26, 2005 Click For Spoiler Yo Momma Insults for Sci-Fi. By BBspot. 11. Yo momma's so fat, she fills more than three dimensions. 10. Yo momma's so ugly, even the Borg wouldn't assimilate her. 9. Yo momma's so fat, she needs two escape pods to leave the ship. 8. Yo momma's so fat, she turned Ringworld into Ellipseworld. 7. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes robots rethink the First Law. 6. Yo momma's so fat, she gets stuck in wormholes. 5. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the answer to the life, the universe and everything is 41. 4. Yo momma's so stupid, even meesa's thinkin' she dumb. 3. Yo mamma's so fat the Hutt women hang out with her to look thin. 2. Yo mamma's so stupid she can't calculate the trajectory for the jump to hyperspace. 1. Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks Area 51 is an 80s rock band. Click For Spoiler Yo Momma Insults for Physicists. By BBspot. 11. Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object. 10. Yo momma's so ugly Schröedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed. 9. Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe. 8. Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch". 7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'. 6. Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar-system. 5. Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity. 4. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand". 3. Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe. 2. Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon. 1. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted August 26, 2005 LMAO. I got almost all of the Sci-Fi ones, and got one or two of the Physicists one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted August 27, 2005 How do you do this click for spoiler stuff? I have yet to figure it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted August 27, 2005 How do you do this click for spoiler stuff? I have yet to figure it out. 348933[/snapback] I sent you a PM with detailed instructions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace 0 Posted August 27, 2005 Loved the sci-fi ones. lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted August 27, 2005 That was too funny, but the sad thing is - I dont' know anyone that would understand them if I sent them to someone. B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites