Yo Momma Insults for Sci-Fi/Physicists

[DrWho42 13]

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Yo Momma Insults for Sci-Fi.

By BBspot.

11. Yo momma's so fat, she fills more than three dimensions.

10. Yo momma's so ugly, even the Borg wouldn't assimilate her.

9. Yo momma's so fat, she needs two escape pods to leave the ship.

8. Yo momma's so fat, she turned Ringworld into Ellipseworld.

7. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes robots rethink the First Law.

6. Yo momma's so fat, she gets stuck in wormholes.

5. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the answer to the life, the universe and everything is 41.

4. Yo momma's so stupid, even meesa's thinkin' she dumb.

3. Yo mamma's so fat the Hutt women hang out with her to look thin.

2. Yo mamma's so stupid she can't calculate the trajectory for the jump to hyperspace.

1. Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks Area 51 is an 80s rock band.

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Yo Momma Insults for Physicists.

By BBspot.

11. Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object.

10. Yo momma's so ugly Schröedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed.

9. Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe.

8. Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch".

7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'.

6. Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar-system.

5. Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity.

4. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand".

3. Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe.

2. Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon.

1. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false.

[sea trooper 0]

LMAO. I got almost all of the Sci-Fi ones, and got one or two of the Physicists one.

[Bethlehem 7]

How do you do this click for spoiler stuff? I have yet to figure it out.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

How do you do this click for spoiler stuff? I have yet to figure it out.

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I sent you a PM with detailed instructions.

[Ace 0]

Loved the sci-fi ones. lol.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

That was too funny, but the sad thing is - I dont' know anyone that would understand them if I sent them to someone. B)