Are You Addicted To The Star Trek Universe?

[Stephen of Borg 2]

This is a test I found on a website, what score did you get? I got 11.

 

1. How do you label your Star Trek episode tapes?

A. You tape them?

B. Just using the names of the episodes.

C. I don't need to label the tapes. I know what is on each tape and the scripts by heart.

 

2. Do you try to work the number 47 into your conversations?

A. What's the significance of 47?

B. Not all of them.

C. Of course.

 

3. Do you continuously entrap people in conversations about Star Trek?

A. Are you insane?

B. Only with fellow Trekkers.

C. It is my sworn duty to inform the world.

 

4. Are you a member of the Nitpickers' Guild?

A. The What?

B. I'm not an active member.

C. I gave Phil the idea.

 

5. Was your college thesis entitled, "Why Starfleet should ban Holodecks."?

A. Huh?

B. No, but I did quote from Star Trek.

C. Yes, and I built one to prove it.

 

6. Is your goal in life to become an extra on Star Trek?

A. No.

B. Its just a dream.

C. Of course. That's why I'm majoring in acting.

 

7. Did you wear your Starfleet uniform to your wedding?

A. Come again?

B. I'm not that crazy. I just wore my comm pin.

C. Of course not. I wore my Klingon uniform.

 

8. Do you know the rules of Acquisition by heart?

A. Is that something by the Federal Trade Commission?

B. I know most of them.

C. I based my business on them, Hew-Mahn.

 

9. Who said, "Beam me up, Scotty."?

A. Uhh... Spot?

B. Captain Kirk.

C. The myth that Captain James Tiberius Kirk uterred those words is false. The closest spoken phrase was, "Scotty, Beam me up."

 

10. What is the name and gender of Data's cat?

A. Who's Data?

B. Spot and Female.

C. During the first five seasons, Spot was referred to as male. During the sixth and seventh seasons, plus Generations, Spot was referred to as female. Spot even had kittens in the seventh season.

 

11. Name the space bunnies of TNG, DS9, and Voyager.

A. Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail.

B. There's more than Deanna?

C. Cmdr. Deanna Troi, Lt. Cmdr. Jadzia Dax, Kes, and Seven of Nine.

 

12. How many pets do you name after Star Trek characters?

A. None.

B. A few.

C. Pets!... I name my kids after them.

 

 

A= 0 points

B= 1 point

C= 2 points

 

Now add up your score. The scoring goes as follows:

 

0-5 points: Do you even watch the show? You don't qualify as a true Trekker. Go watch the shows and come back later.

 

6-16 points: You are a typical Trekker. I'm not saying that's normal. We Trekkers are a strange bunch. But, you can rest assured that you aren't addicted to Star Trek.

 

17-24 points: Congratulations, you are trully addicted to Star Trek. There are people that can help. Seek treatment immediately.

[NordicBearskin 0]

3 points, evidently I'm sub-standard.

[Kor37 9]

I got a 9. I'm normal........I guess.......

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

I Got 13 Points!

[Odo 0]

9 points

no comment.

[KIMIMELA 1]

0-5 points: Do you even watch the show? You don't qualify as a true Trekker. Go watch the shows and come back later.

1a

2a

3b

4a

5a

6a

7a

8a

9c

10c

11c

12a

 

I told you all I'm a baby trekkie at the start

[Odo 0]

we will teach you.

[Mr.Picard 12]

14 points...

 

You are a typical Trekker. I'm not saying that's normal. We Trekkers are a strange bunch. But, you can rest assured that you aren't addicted to Star Trek.

 

Hm... that's fine with me. :blink:

[APW 0]

I got a nine.

I was a little worried for a moment...I thought I was only going to score "2",but then the last few questions bumped me into the range of casual fan,I guess.

[krysis 2]

I scored 7.