TV/Movie Qoutes!

[Yillara Skye 1]

In honor of the 4th of July...these are from the movie ID4

 

President Thomas J. Whitmore: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

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Capt. Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!

David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady.

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David Levinson: Must go faster. Must go faster.

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Capt. Steven Hiller: [T]his was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy a** through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?!

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David Levinson: Time's up.

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Capt. Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again?

David Levinson: Yes, yes, yes, without the oops.

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David Levinson: Don't do that.

Capt. Steven Hiller: Just trying to get a feel for the old girl, that's all.

David Levinson: No, no, don't. Leave her alone.

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Capt. Steven Hiller: You think they have any clue what's about to happen to them?

David Levinson: Not a chance in Hell.

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Capt. Steven Hiller: Elvis has left the building!

[Yillara Skye 1]

and more...

 

Dr. Okun: As you can imagine they don't let us out much.

(OK, you knew I would have a quote from him! :) )

 

[At the secret government lab.] President Whitmore: I don't understand,where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this? Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

 

Julius Levinson: Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.

 

Julius Levinson: If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?

 

David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing? Capt. Steve Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullsh** you just said?

 

David Levinson: They're firing at us!! Captain Steven Hiller: Really, YOU THINK?!?

 

[After smacking the alien in the head] Captain Steven Hiller: Welcome to Earth!

 

President Thomas Whitmore: We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

 

Secretary of Defense: I'm not Jewish. Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.

 

David Levinson: They're bringing us in. Steven Hiller: When the hell was you gonna tell me? David Levinson: Oops. Steven Hiller: We're gonna have to work on our communication.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"Who, Captain Kirk and the Klingons?"

Isabel - Roswell

 

Picard - "Admiral Janeway. Good to see you."

Janeway - "Jean Luc... How'd you like a trip to Romulus?"

Picard - "With or without the rest of the fleet?"

Janeway - "A diplomatic mission. We've been invited, believe it or not. Seems there's been some kind of internal political shakeup. The new Praetor, someone called Shinzon, has requested a Federation envoy."

Picard - "New Praetor?"

Janeway - "There's more... he's Reman. Believe me, we don't understand it either. You're the closest ship so I want go and hear what he has to say. Get the lay of the land, If the empire becomes unstable, it could mean trouble for the entire quadrant."

Picard -"Understood."

Janeway - "We're sending you all the intelligence we have, but it's not much. I don't need to tell you to watch your back, Jean-Luc."

Picard - "Hardly."

Janeway - "The Son'a, the Borg, the Romulans... You seem to

get all the easy assignments!"

Picard - "Just lucky, Admiral. "

Janeway - "Let's hope that luck holds. Janeway out."

Picard & Janeway - Star Trek: Nemesis

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

"OH, YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT THAT GREEN #### AT ME!!!"

 

Captain Steve something

 

Independence Day

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"I believe my response would be go to ****. If I were human."

Spock - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

 

"Oh... ****!"

Data - Star Trek: Generations

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

"I'll Be Back."

 

The Terminator In The Terminator

 

"Stay Here, I'll Be Back."

 

The Protector Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgement Day

 

"She'll Be Back."

 

The Second Protector Terminator in Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Edna - "I guess it finally fell out."

Irv - "What did?"

Edna - "That stick up his ***."

 

"A Thanksgiving Tale" - Everwood

[Yillara Skye 1]

"I believe I speak for everyone when I say, To hell with our orders." -Data, First Contact

[Yillara Skye 1]

ok got some more....

 

From the movie Splash...

"I don't want to get drunk..."-Alan(Tom Hanks)

"But you ARE drunk!"-Freddy(John Candy)

 

"No I enjoy busting glass with my face."-Alan

 

"Nope, It's just me and the moron twins"-Dr. Walter Cornbluth

 

 

 

From Shrek...

"Ogres are like onions"-Shrek

"ooh, they stink?"-Donkey

"No"-S

"They make people cry?"-D

"No"-S

"They turn brown in the sun and start spouting..."-D

 

from Forever Young

"Its the DEAD GUY!!"- screamed by Elijah Wood's character

[Yillara Skye 1]

And for any Pokemon fans at these boards... :(

 

Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.

 

James of Team Rocket: We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.

 

Meowth: I hate water, especially WET water!

 

Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James!

James of Team Rocket: He does? I think he looks pathetic!

Meowth: That's what she meant, James.

 

Jessie: Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion.

 

welll, just for fun.....

[poguemahone 0]

The President from "Mars Attacks", after the Aliens blow up Congress

"I want the American People to know they still have two out of three branches of Government working for them, and that ain't bad."

 

From "Reservoir Dogs"

"Yeah, that's easy for you to say you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. Alright if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?"

 

From "Pulp Fiction"

-"Where'd you get the Motorcycle?"

-"It's not a motorcycle, it's a Chopper"

-"Where'd you get the Chopper?"

-"Zed"

-"Who's Zed?"

-"Zeds dead, baby, Zeds dead"

[Yillara Skye 1]

Jack Swigert: So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.

 

Chris Kraft: This could be the worst disaster NASA's ever faced. Gene Kranz: With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.

 

Jim Lovell: From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go.

 

Jim Lovell: Houston, we have a problem. - this is the one on my movie T-Shirt

 

Marilyn Lovell: Naturally, it's 13. Why 13? Jim Lovell: It comes after 12, hon.

 

Gene Kranz: We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not going to lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option. -one of my faves from the movie

 

Gene Kranz: Let's work the problem people. Let's not make things worse by guessing.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

USA Television Series Monk

 

Monk to witness: "you're studying to become a citizen"

Witness, surprised "yes, how did you know?"

Monk. "I saw your pamphlet, you're studyng the constitution - something no citizen would ever do"

[Yillara Skye 1]

From the movie I am watching as I am posting... The Mummy

 

Evelyn: Patience is a virtue.

Rick: Not right now it isn't.

 

Evelyn: Look, I -- I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell! But I am proud of what I am!

Rick O'Connell: And what is that?

Evelyn: I... am a librarian!

 

[After a shipwreck.]

Beni: Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like we've got all the horses!

Rick O'Connell: Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

 

Beni: Much better to be the right hand of the devil than to be in his path.

 

Rick O'Connell: I've been to Hamunaptra.

Evelyn: You swear?

Rick O'Connell: Every damn day.

 

Evelyn: You know, nasty little men like yourself always get their come-uppances.

Beni: They do?

 

Evelyn: You lied to me!

Jonathan: I lie to everyone. What makes you so special?

 

Rick O'Connell: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

 

Evelyn: [drunk] You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.

 

[upon opening the tomb]

Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Rick O'Connell: You dream about dead guys?

 

Rick O'Connell: That's called "stealing," you know.

Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."

 

Rick O'Connell: You're gonna get yours, Beni! You're gonna get yours!

Beni Gabor: Oh, like I've never heard THAT before!

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Yoda-"Begun The Clone War Has."-AOTC

 

Luke-"You Fought In The Clone Wars?"-ANH

 

Leia-"General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars."-ANH

[Yillara Skye 1]

"Meeza Jar-Jar Binks"... sorry, sorry about that...but really his lines were better in the little cartoon short(ok, so it was not really JarJar) in Attack of the ChubbChubbs(the cartoon that appeared just before Men In Black II.

 

"Hey you're like a fuzzy little quizinart"-ATOCC

"Do you like karaoke?"-same cartoon

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

"Meeza Jar-Jar Binks"... :lol: sorry, sorry about that...but really his lines were better in the little cartoon short(ok, so it was not really JarJar) in Attack of the ChubbChubbs(the cartoon that appeared just before Men In Black II.

 

I Remember That. :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Col.Sanders-"They Must Have Hyperjets On That Thing!"

 

Dark Helmet-"And What Have We Got On This Thing, A Quizinart?!"

 

Spaceballs

[emojams 0]

i've been violated... by that...that dolphin( hank hill) :blink:

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Hank Hill-"Well That's Just Asinine!" :blink:

[emojams 0]

here's another one" just whistle, you do know how to whistle dont you ?you just put your lipps together like this AND BLOWWW..( HUMPHREY BOGART- casablaca.)

[Indy 8]

Bashir ~ "Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?"

Garak ~ "My dear doctor, they're all true..."

Bashir ~ "Even the lies?"

Garak ~ "Especially the lies."

 

 

"I can be impulsive, it just takes me awhile." ~ Lela, Futurama

[edmcgon 0]

"Evil does NOT wear a bonnet!" - from "Cats & Dogs"

 

"Dad, I didn't know you liked Stevie Wonder!" - Iggy, "Taxi" (I will be impressed with anyone who can guess which episode this is from)

 

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!" - Brain, "Pinky & The Brain"