TV/Movie Qoutes!

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Greetings all!

 

Here's some nice fun for us... How's about sharring random qoutes from TV and movies, eh? I'll go first!

 

Check out my sig for the first two qoutes... not much point in retyping them...

[Indy 8]

"In my culture, I would be within my rights to dismember you."

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise"

 

Major Carter to Colonel O'Niel

STARGATE SG-1

[TrekkieMage 0]

"We're Starfleet Mr. Kim, weird is part of the job" Janeway to Kim

 

Also, my sig has some in it

[Goose 0]

Stardate:213485.9

 

 

"Kill the Opposition !!"-Worf yelling at the batter during the Niners vs Vulcans baseball game

[Yillara Skye 1]

"beat it doofus!"-Max to Lester the Possum in A Goofy Movie

 

"I want the big bag of little donuts"-Hank in Drop Dead Gorgeous (silly I know but it is the way he says his lines that make them hilarious)

 

"I hate her I hate her!"-Amber

"Yes I know, we all do"-Phyllis(?) --scene after the dressing room fight in DDG

 

"If you no voice, scream. If you have no legs, run. If you cant hope, invent." - Cirque du Soleil's Alegria

 

John Madden:"I love to see a fat guy score"

Pat Summerall:"Why"

J.M: "Because you get a fat guy spike and a fat guy dance." - The Replacements

 

The freedom speech from Braveheart

 

"Mom, dad..I can explain everything."-Alex from the Mummy Returns

 

that is it for now...but I have a ton more!

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

"You...like your father..are now Mine."

 

Emperor Palpatine

Return Of The Jedi

[Abakai2003 0]

Ford Prefect"It's unpleasantly like being Drunk."

Arthur Dent "What's so bad about being Drunk?"

Ford Prefect"Ask a glass of warter"

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

 

Hal " What are you doing Dave?"

2001

 

Butch "That's the Big button!! You don't just push the Big button!!"

Cats & Dogs

 

"What was that?"

"That was an AK 47 sir!"

"The prefired weapon of out enamy"

"and it makes a distictive sound when fire'd"

"Yes it dose dosen't it"

Heartbreak Ridge

 

Goone"I've finneshed my nap"

Titan AE

[fredbroca 0]

How can you be deaf with ears like that.

 

McCoy in Star Trek III the search for spock

[Indy 8]

"Missed it by thiiiis much."

 

~Maxwell Smart

[Lollypop 0]

My sig says it all, it was Roy Batty that said it. :angry:

[Yillara Skye 1]

Most of Betty White's lines in Lake Placid...but it is a family site, so I wont post them unless people really want me too(they'll be in a spoiler if I do post them)

but one I can post.. "Dig him up if you don't believe me, Sherlock!"

 

 

"Swing away Merryl"- from Signs

 

"Uh-uh-uh. Dead broad off the table!"-Shrek to Donkey

 

the Duloc song from Shrek..especially

"Please keep off of the grass, tie your showes, wipe your...face.."

[Theunicornhunter 2]

" He had too much LDS in the 60-s" Captain Kirk

 

okay quote was funny but sitting in a Salt Lake City theatre when you heard it was - now that's really funny

[Indy 8]

"Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get."

 

~Forrest Gump

[Lollypop 0]

I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. I will face my fear; let it pass over me, through me. And when it is gone I will turn my inner eye to the path it has taken and there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Dune

[Yillara Skye 1]

From Miss Congeniality...

"Entering Barbie Town"-Agt. Hart

"I will do whatever you ask Yoda"-Hart

 

"You are not having sex on the stage.."-Vic

"Uh. I did not know that was an option."-Hart

 

"I dated him because he said he had an incurable disease, little did I know it was stupidity"-Hart

 

"Why dont you jump pn him dressed as a Bavarian Fruitcake?"-McDonald

[Lollypop 0]

TEAL'C: "Do not test my temper, woman!"

DANIEL, startled: "Woman? Did he just call me a 'woman'?"

JACK: "Yes, I believe he did."

 

Stargate SG-1 -- from the fifth season premiere

"Threshold"

[Indy 8]

"This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming."

 

~Sid, Ice Age

[A l t e r E g o 9]

"Missed it by thiiiis much."

 

~Maxwell Smart

"I asked you not to tell me that."

[Indy 8]

"Missed it by thiiiis much."

 

~Maxwell Smart

"I asked you not to tell me that."

LOL!!!! :)

[Lubak10 0]

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I though, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair and all the terrible things that happened to us came because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfert in the general hostility and unfairness of the univerce."

Marcus Cole, Babylon 5

[Lollypop 0]

After Gen. Bauer dismantles his team, Jack says this to his 'new' commanding officer, in one of his best lines ever:

 

JACK: "If it wasn't for SG1, you would be sitting there with a snake in your head instead of your head up your *buttocks* !"

 

-- from the fourth season episode

"Chain Reaction"

[Yillara Skye 1]

"Damn, I'm possessed! Wonder if I can play the accordion?"- Wesley Snipes's character in Demolition Man.

[Abakai2003 0]

"There can be no understanding between the hands and the brain unless the heart acts as mediator"

Frits Lang's Metropolis

 

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"

Monty Pythons Life of Brian

 

"is she worth it"

"worth Dying for"

Robin Hood Prince of theves

[Yillara Skye 1]

Jimmy McGinty: You know what the difference is between a winner and a loser? Shane Falco: The score.

 

Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.

 

Jimmy McGinty: A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Who wants to go first? Clifford Franklin: I'm afraid of spiders, Coach.

 

Shane Falco: Why me? Jimmy McGinty: I look at you and I see two men: the man you are and the man you should be. Someday those two men will meet, and it should make for one hell of a football player. ..

 

all from The Replacements

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

"It Tells Me, That Goose-Stepping Morons, Like Yourself...Should Spend More Time Reading Books Instead Of Burning Them!!"

 

"The Search For The Grail Is Not Archeology. It's A Race Against Evil.

If The Nazis Get A Hold Of The Grail, The Armies Of Darkness Will March All Over The Face Of The Earth."

 

Henry Jones, Sr.

 

Indiana Jones

And

The Last Crusade

[Yillara Skye 1]

"Indiana? We called the dog Indiana" - Henry Jones, Sr.

"We're not going on the boat?" -Henry Jones Sr.

*pointing towards the Nazi he just threw overboard* "No ticket." - Indy

"You chose wisely"-guardian of the Grail to Indy

[mrskirk 0]

Checkov: "Course, sir?"

Kirk: "First star to the right, and straight on till morning."

 

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

[Lollypop 0]

Simpsons

 

Comic book guy "I have only fired this phaser once before and that was to stop William Shatner from making another album"

 

 

Homer: "This can't be a Sci-Fi Convention, it's full of nerds"

 

 

The church has an ice cream festival:

 

 

Lisa: Wow, what interesting flavors.....Virgin berry...

 

Reverand Lovejoy: If you'd like we have some Unitarian ice cream.

 

Lisa: .....There's nothing there...

 

Lovejoy: Exactly!

[Lollypop 0]

Checkov: "Course, sir?"

Kirk: "First star to the right, and straight on till morning."

 

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

I just love that quote :)