Gary Phaserman 0 Posted June 14, 2005 Okay, I've shown this to a few people and it's gotten some laughs. it's called "Save a Starship, Ride a Captain" intro) DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA! Well, I walk Onto the Bridge Passing out Cute little tribbles And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Starship's Grill And I buy the Crew a double round of crown And everybody's getting down An' this Galaxy ain't never gonna be the same. (Chorus:) Cause I throttle up my Warp Drive and I Fly into the system I make a lot of noise Cause the girls Oh I so missed 'em! Riding up and down The Milky Way in my ol' ship Enterprise And the girls say Save a Starship, ride a Captain. Everybody says Save a Starship, ride a Captain. Well I don't give a dang about nothing I'm singing and Bling- Blanging While the girls are drinking Long necks down! And I wouldn't trade ol' Enterprise or my Shuttle Craft for your Warbird Or your freak parade I'm the only Jim Kirk left in this Quadrant (Chorus:) Cause I throttle up my Warp Drive and I Fly into the system I make a lot of noise Cause the girls Oh I so missed 'em! Riding up and down The Milky Way in my ol' ship Enterprise And the girls say Save a Starship, ride a Captain. Everybody says Save a Starship, ride a Captain. (Spoken:) I'm a thourough-bred that's what she said in the back of my Shuttle Bay As I was gettin' buzzed on suds Out on some back Asteroid Field We where flying high Fining, whine, having ourselves a Kirk and Spock time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go. But her evaluation of my Captain's reputation Had me begging for slavation all night long So I took her out giggin Gorn Introduced her to my old Holo Doctor And sang her every Leanord McCoy song I could think of And we made love (Chorus:) Cause I throttle up my Warp Drive and I Fly into the system I make a lot of noise Cause the girls Oh I so missed 'em! Riding up and down The Milky Way in my ol' ship Enterprise And the girls say Save a Starship, ride a Captain. Everybody says Save a Starship, ride a Captain. What? What? Save a Starship, ride a Captain. Everybody says Save a Starship, ride a Captain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted June 15, 2005 Sounds good. If I've heard the original song I might have liked it more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 15, 2005 Nice, Gary. You could well be the next Weird Al. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
