Odie 0 Posted April 17, 2005 Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead Your electronic project: Positronic brain You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted April 17, 2005 (edited) You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek. 319196[/snapback] When it comes to TNG, I think I can do that first one. I'd love to be able to play that song on any kind of any musical instrument. LOL That was great, Odie. Edited April 18, 2005 by Takara_Soong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 1 Posted April 17, 2005 I believe a 5th TV would be required for ENT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted April 17, 2005 You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip Maybe... at least some of them When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead Oh don't we all wish that.. LOL. Your electronic project: Positronic brain hmmmmm, sounds like an interesting endeavour. You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle Either on my penny whistle or on my clarinet would be great. Or if my sister learned it on her flute would be cool too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted April 17, 2005 I actually do ask for "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!" Usually have to get it myself! I would change the 4th TV to TAS. I would love a hypospray intead of a shot, except for a shot of synthehol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krysis 2 Posted April 18, 2005 I would drink Earl Grey... and I would also "Make it so" at a meeting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korthedaharmaster 0 Posted April 18, 2005 When you pick up the computer mouse and say "Hello Computer" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krysis 2 Posted July 7, 2005 I recently started teaching my son this counting song: One little two little three Little Klingons Four little five little six Little Klingons Seven little eight little nine Little Klingons Ten little Klingon boys. (Alternately I sing: Ten little Klingons have Died or Ten little Klingon Birds of Prey) Off course, I also teach my son how to count Romulans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted July 7, 2005 You go to sea world turn to person next to you and say. Captain there be whales here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted March 24, 2008 Had to bump this... :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ussvwbeetle 0 Posted April 1, 2008 I usually tell my microwave for Earl Grey, but I never get it. I tried to get my radio to turn on by itself, all it does though is turn the volume up to 30. Any way, I see no issues with doing things like taht :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJ Phaserman 2 Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) you start mumbling lines from your favorite DS9 episodes... Edited April 2, 2008 by tj_hawk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimitry Badinov 0 Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) greet your friends by saying "NuqNeH" (for those not fluent in the Tlhngan Hol or Klingon language it translates to "what do you want" which is the standard Klingon greating) you answer your cell phone with "Kirk here" you use the pick up line "if you were a phaser, you would be set on stunning" or the yo momma joke "yo momma is so dumb, she put her money in the phaser banks" Edited April 2, 2008 by Dimitry Badinov Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted April 2, 2008 you use the pick up line "if you were a phaser, you would be set on stunning" Gosh, I might actually fall for that one. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 3, 2008 You have a Trek web cast playing in the background all day long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheikhengku 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Tea,Earl grey.Hot! I like it.But i have never drink it,or taste it.LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 10, 2008 Thinking about it keeps distracting you from posting a simple number correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimitry Badinov 0 Posted April 10, 2008 When you lock a door, you say "Raising shields", when you pass gass, you say "Aft torpedoes, FIRE!", when you get thrown around when the car or bus when you make a sharp turn or sudden stop you wonder who turned off the inertial dampeners Share this post Link to post Share on other sites