You Know You're Addicted to Star Trek When...

[Odie 0]

Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot

 

You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip

 

You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them

 

When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead

 

Your electronic project: Positronic brain

 

You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop

 

You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore

 

You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle

 

After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape

 

You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so

 

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.

[Takara_Soong 4]

You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip

 

You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle

 

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.

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When it comes to TNG, I think I can do that first one. I'd love to be able to play that song on any kind of any musical instrument. LOL

 

That was great, Odie.

Edited April 18, 2005 by Takara_Soong

[Jack_Bauer 1]

I believe a 5th TV would be required for ENT

[Yillara Skye 1]

You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip

Maybe... at least some of them

 

When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead

Oh don't we all wish that.. LOL.

 

Your electronic project: Positronic brain

hmmmmm, sounds like an interesting endeavour.

 

You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle

Either on my penny whistle or on my clarinet would be great. Or if my sister learned it on her flute would be cool too!

[trekz 7]

I actually do ask for "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!" Usually have to get it myself!

 

I would change the 4th TV to TAS.

 

I would love a hypospray intead of a shot, except for a shot of synthehol.

[krysis 2]

I would drink Earl Grey... and I would also "Make it so" at a meeting.

[Korthedaharmaster 0]

When you pick up the computer mouse and say "Hello Computer"

[krysis 2]

I recently started teaching my son this counting song:

 

One little two little three

Little Klingons

Four little five little six

Little Klingons

Seven little eight little nine

Little Klingons

Ten little Klingon boys.

 

(Alternately I sing:

 

Ten little Klingons have Died

 

or

 

Ten little Klingon Birds of Prey)

 

Off course, I also teach my son how to count Romulans.

[Odo 0]

You go to sea world turn to person next to you

and say.

Captain there be whales here.

[VaBeachGuy 12]

Had to bump this... :(

[ussvwbeetle 0]

I usually tell my microwave for Earl Grey, but I never get it. I tried to get my radio to turn on by itself, all it does though is turn the volume up to 30. Any way, I see no issues with doing things like taht :lol:

[TJ Phaserman 2]

you start mumbling lines from your favorite DS9 episodes...

Edited April 2, 2008 by tj_hawk

[Dimitry Badinov 0]

greet your friends by saying "NuqNeH" (for those not fluent in the Tlhngan Hol or Klingon language it translates to "what do you want" which is the standard Klingon greating) you answer your cell phone with "Kirk here" you use the pick up line "if you were a phaser, you would be set on stunning" or the yo momma joke "yo momma is so dumb, she put her money in the phaser banks"

Edited April 2, 2008 by Dimitry Badinov

[Takara_Soong 4]

you use the pick up line "if you were a phaser, you would be set on stunning"

Gosh, I might actually fall for that one. LOL

[A l t e r E g o 9]

You have a Trek web cast playing in the background all day long.

[Sheikhengku 0]

Tea,Earl grey.Hot!

I like it.But i have never drink it,or taste it.LOL!

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Thinking about it keeps distracting you from posting a simple number correctly.

[Dimitry Badinov 0]

When you lock a door, you say "Raising shields", when you pass gass, you say "Aft torpedoes, FIRE!", when you get thrown around when the car or bus when you make a sharp turn or sudden stop you wonder who turned off the inertial dampeners