75 fun ways to order a pizza

[KIMIMELA 1]

75 Fun Ways To Order A Pizza

 

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

 

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

 

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

 

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

 

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

 

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

 

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

 

8. Answer their questions with questions.

 

9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

 

10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

 

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

 

12. Stutter on the letter "p."

 

13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

 

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

 

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

 

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

 

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

 

18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

 

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

 

20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.

 

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

 

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

 

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

 

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

 

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

 

26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

 

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

 

28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

 

29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

 

30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

 

31. Ask to see a menu.

 

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

 

33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

 

34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

 

35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

 

36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

 

37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

 

38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

 

39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

 

40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

 

41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

 

42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

 

43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

 

44. Try to talk while drinking something.

 

45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"

 

46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

 

47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

 

48. Be vague in your order.

 

49. Use CB lingo where applicable.

 

50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

 

51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

 

52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

 

53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.

 

54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

 

55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

 

56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

 

57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

 

58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

 

59. Put them on hold.

 

60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

 

61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

 

62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

 

63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

 

64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

 

65. Haggle.

 

66. Order a one-inch pizza.

 

67. Order term life insurance.

 

68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

 

69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

 

70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

 

71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

 

72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

 

73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.

 

74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

 

75. Order a steamed pizza.

[MrPsychic 1]

Sounds like fun.... I should do this sometime. Or how about calling a pizza place from California if you live in NY or PA and ask how long the delivery time will take.

[KIMIMELA 1]

lol :) :( lol :) :) lol :hug: lol :P :) lol :)

[Yillara Skye 1]

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

44. Try to talk while drinking something.

46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

48. Be vague in your order.

49. Use CB lingo where applicable.

57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

59. Put them on hold.

62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

65. Haggle.

68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

75. Order a steamed pizza.

 

Though I do not work at a pizza place, I currently work in fast food(at least for the remander of this month I think. I will be going to a non-food store very soon *sigh and YAY!!!!!* and then into working at a Pharmacy which is closer to my chosen field of study. Used to be a coach prior to injury& disability)...these listed above are very close to what I have gotten when working in the drive thru. It can be amusing, but also very very irritating. Adding to the list above:

 

EmilSoong & GanahFereoh came through today to order. Started their order then began doing quotes from the movie SuperTroopers (the whole scene with the burger resteraunt and the liter o' cola). I knew who it was, and started dying of laughter on the intercom( I knew I could not finish the lines because they had some swearing in them and if they were in the store I could have said them quietly but on an intercom a large area can hear...so no can do on that :)

 

Maybe they do not realize they do it.. but people who add the word "and" in between every word of a sandwich. For example.

"I wan' an egg and bacon and cheese and a biss cut" which apparently means they want a biscuit with bacon egg and cheese on it. And some you repeat the order back and they get all mad at you because it does not sound the same way they said it. One day I was frustrated, took a deep breath and repeated the order to them with all the added "ands" to it. Then realized halfway through the order, that I had put on the same accent they had. :blush 2: Well, it finally sounded the same way and they were content, until they came to pay and asked if I was getting fresh with them because suddenly I did not have the southern drawl. I honestly did not mean to say it with the accent (which I do not have, most people say I sound like I have an accent from one or more of my ancestries)

 

 

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

Or if you go to the store that has this, order a Value meal from another store.

 

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

These are all really good ideas *wicked smile* wonder if we should have pizza for dinner......

 

10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

hmmm, if my best friend were still here in town.. I would tell him about this one, since he is a fan of Metallica.

 

35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

This is stuff I have done while on the phone with my mom, or other family members. Wonder how amusing it would be to a pizza place.....

 

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

This one is just hilarious, and sounds like something anyone in my family might say :)

 

55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

This sounds like something that GanahFereoh(brother in law), EmilSoong(sister) or wookieofborg(my brother) would say. At least more than likely they would as a joke.

 

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

Hey no fair... LOL. I swear I do not have an accent, even hearing a recording(except for maybe when I sing).. but like I stated above people say I have an accent from one of my heritages (usually: Irish, Scottish, German or Norwegian..sometimes Russian is what people say I sound like out of the nine backgrounds I have. not a very strong accent but to them, it is there). Ok, ok.. however there is an exception to this.. if I hear one of my backgrounds' speech pattern/accent. I will end up with a bt of a stronger accent for a while. :blush 2: Especially German and Irish.

Edited March 28, 2005 by Yillara_Soong

[Angel of Darkness 0]

LOL! That is soooooooooo good.....hmmm :) *evil thoughts*

 

9 backgrouns? :) I think I've got 2......any more for me? :S

[Odo 0]

Me and my friends have tried a few of those.

 

But you forgot the best one. (can be used on all occasions)

 

Call and ask if (place any name here) is there. when they say no hang up

wait a few minutes then have a friend call. Say This is give the name you asked for

do i have any messages. :)

[Gary Phaserman 0]

Using any of those may be enough to get your name put in the "Do not take order from..." list.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

:) !!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[Odo 0]

What?

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

what??

[Odo 0]

You never tried it? On Speaker Phone Its A Hoot

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

man, i wish there was some pizza's shops around my town, or i would do this.

[KIMIMELA 1]

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4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

:)

 

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

I did this by accident once.

 

9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

It's always on top, right?

 

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

What if you can't spell?

 

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

:P That's a classic!

 

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

:)

 

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

That's rude

 

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

 

31. Ask to see a menu.

I do this often, not thinking. Or sometimes I say, "What have you got?" then still think what to have after.

 

35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

This would really annoy me

 

36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

That would be a waste of time :P

 

37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

 

40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

:)

 

47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

"Can you repair my pizza, i ate it"

 

62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

 

63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

:P

[Odo 0]

I Know This Is Not On Topic.

But That Is AGreat Pic Of A Kitten :)

[KIMIMELA 1]

which one? :)

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Danger, Danger will robinson, off-topic!

[Odo 0]

Both but your new avatar Is Great

[KIMIMELA 1]

its my thread so it doesn't matter. vbg wont mind

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

How do you like your NEW AND IMPROVED avatar? that i got you? :)

Edited March 31, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg