KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

[Lollypop 0]

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

 

( the actural AP headline )

 

Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was

visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby

supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people

noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up

and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the

back of her head. One customer who had been at the store

for a while became concerned and walked over to to the car.

He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she

looked very strange. he asked her if she was okay, and

Lisa replied that she had been shot in the back of the head,

and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The

man called the paramedics, who broke into the car

because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to

remove her hands from her head. When they finally got

in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the

back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had

exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded

like a gun shot, and a wad of dough hit her in the back of

her head. When she reached back to find out what it was,

she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She

initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to

hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed

and came to her aid.

 

[Lollypop 0]

She must be very embarrassed about the whole thing. People will never let her forget it, and she will be the butt of everyones jokes for the rest of her life.

[ddillard 2]

OMG, I would have to move to another state if that ever happened to me. That would be so embarrassing.

[cassidy 0]

WOWEE! that must have been scary. Especially for me cos i get scared really easily.

Eg. last night at midnight I saw what looked like a person hiding behind the loungeroom curtain. I then froze on the spot and cried hysterically for 15 minutes before my parents came and took me to bed. I dunno what came over me. It's really embarrassing , but i felt i should tell somebody. Please don't laugh!

[ddillard 2]

WOWEE! that must have been scary. Especially for me cos i get scared really easily.

Eg. last night at midnight I saw what looked like a person hiding behind the loungeroom curtain. I then froze on the spot and cried hysterically  for 15 minutes before my parents came and took me to bed. I dunno what came over me. It's really embarrassing  , but i felt i should tell somebody. Please don't laugh!

Nothing to laugh at there. We have all had experiences like that.

[prometheus 0]

I know that there may be youger readers here so i'll phrase this as carefully as i can. I read once that a woman in a car had to be removed from it by a team of firemen after she had slipped.

[ddillard 2]

I know that there may be youger readers here so i'll phrase this as carefully as i can. I read once that a woman in a car had to be removed from it by a team of firemen after she had slipped.

OUCH!!!

[prometheus 0]

I know. Aparently her and the gear stick were getting jiggy with it and she lost her footing.

[prometheus 0]

WOWEE! that must have been scary. Especially for me cos i get scared really easily.

Eg. last night at midnight I saw what looked like a person hiding behind the loungeroom curtain. I then froze on the spot and cried hysterically  for 15 minutes before my parents came and took me to bed. I dunno what came over me. It's really embarrassing  , but i felt i should tell somebody. Please don't laugh!

Too many drugs my dear. It's cute you call the nurses your parents. (Please dont kill me)

[trekbabe 0]

I know that there may be youger readers here so i'll phrase this as carefully as i can. I read once that a woman in a car had to be removed from it by a team of firemen after she had slipped.

ROFLMAO Don't know whether 2 say ooh or ouch!!!

[Lollypop 0]

I know that there may be youger readers here so i'll phrase this as carefully as i can. I read once that a woman in a car had to be removed from it by a team of firemen after she had slipped.

I have a better story, but I'm not putting it on here ....

[Xeroc 0]

WOW