Farts

[Itchygomba69 0]

if there was only a way to power cars with our Natural gas

[Madame Butterfly 0]

Actually using corn would be much better.

 

We have the farms and space to produce it, it will run cleaner than gasoline and will very be cheap to make.

[Kor37 9]

Yes. Its called Bio-Diesel fuel. Why this alternative fuel option isn't explored further is beyond me. It would give America's farmers an incredible cash crop as well as lower our dependance on oil.

[Spockstellaiter 0]

Well they just o.k. ed it w/ the stupid environmentalists to get gas from Alaska so we should have more

[Kor37 9]

Not really. Believe it or not, we sell all of the oil we drill in Alaska to Japan!

[Angela 1]

if there was only a way to power cars with our Natural gas

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Over here most civic vehicle from street clensers to dust carts are run on natural gas.

[Angela 1]

OK admittedly not a fart gas but a form of gas all the same.

[Itchygomba69 0]

they did a thing on NFL bloopers about Farting pretty funny

[Itchygomba69 0]

Its funny watching Newlyweds when she farts

 

 

I still find her sexy LOL

 

I would be happy to smell her farts B) wow: B) B) :(

 

ok I'm a dork

B) :P B) B) frusty:

[Itchygomba69 0]

I had Chinese tonight look out

[sea trooper 0]

http://www.humorasylum.com/humor_pages/fart_guide.php

 

:blink: *runs away*

[Wishfire 2]

In my experience, guys and girls both react the same... with a combination of both humor and disgust.

[Itchygomba69 0]

when you fart do you blame the dog, I do alot

[cassidy 0]

farts are just tooooo funny! well, not so much when you get fluffed on

[Q stole my bike 0]

I'm a girl, and I think farts are funny, even if they smell disgusting. The first time I kissed my boyfriend he farted; we laughed for the longest time. Another time, my dog was asleep and she farted so loud that it woke her up.

[Tina 0]

ewwwwww FARTS

 

:P

[Itchygomba69 0]

my dog buddy has some of the worst farts I ever smelled

 

yuck

[cassidy 0]

oooh yah just a word of advice - don't feed pizza to dogs

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Darling... says a husband sheepishly to his wife, Let's try a new position tonight.

Good idea! She replies: You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes,

and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart.!

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Since this topic hasn't had a single post in 3 years I guess we can call them old farts.

[Itchygomba69 0]

I like to yell Fire in the Hole to warn my friends I am gonna Fart, something we started when in High School