Jim Phaserman 0 Posted January 18, 2005 Welcome, everyone, to the First Annual Presentation of the Jimmies, a totally useless awards ceremony recognising the best-and worst-in the NFL. The Jimmies are awarded after consulting with the four judges, who are: Myself-Head Judge and Presenter Gary Phaserman Our brother Tommy and our father, Robert. And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jimmies.... For Best Performance By a Rookie Finalists: Ben Rothlesburger, Pittsburg Steelers; Ahmad Carrol, Green Bay Packers; Roy Williams, Dallas Cowboys. And the Winner is: Ben Rothlesburger, Pittsburg Steelers Ben Rothlesburger was chosen because of the success he enjoyed, leading his team to the Playoffs, and becomming only the second rookie to win a Playoff game since the Superbowl Era began. Worst Performance by a Rookie Finalists: Ely Manning, NY Giants; Nate Keading, San Diego Chargers; Joey Thomas, Green Bay Packers And the Winner is: Ely Manning, NY Giants Ely Manning was chosen because, unlike Ben Rothlesburger, he won only one game, after taking the starting job from Kurt Warner. The Giants had a better chance of making the Playoffs with Jimmy Johnson playing Quarterback. Best Quarterback Finalists: Payton Manning, Indianapolis Colts;Ben Rothlesburger, Pittsburg Steelers; Donovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles And the Winner is: Ben Rothlesburger, Pittsburg Steelers Sorry, D-Mack, Payton, but this rookie is on fire! Better watch it, folks, this kid can burn you. He doesn't play like a rookie, that's fo sho. and he's got a supporting cast that makes things happen for him. Worst Performance by a Quarterback Finalists: Ely Manning, NY Giants;Kurt Warner, NY Giants ; Chicago Bears Quarterbacks (All 4 of them) And the Winner is: Chicago Bears Chicago, It took you four quarterbacks to find one that worked, and you still suck! At least the Giants found a bad one in two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 18, 2005 I think the 49rs should receive Honorable Mention as the worst team this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Phaserman 0 Posted January 18, 2005 He's not done yet, Van Roy. There are still more to come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted January 19, 2005 I am not sure if good or bad that any players from Buffalo where not in it. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted January 20, 2005 Here's a few more. Most improved Running Back. Finalists: Willis Mcgahee, Buffulo Bills; Curtis Martin, NY Jets; Jerome Bettis, Pittsburg Steelers. and the winner is: Willis McGahee. Finally over a devastating Senior Year knee injury, Willis McGahee was at the center of a late season stampeed by the Bills. While not enough to insure a playoff birth, look for good things to come from this young man in the future. B]least improved Running Back. Finalists: Ahman Green, Green Bay Packers; Anthony Thomas, Chicago Bears; Clinton Portis, Washington Redskins.and the winner is: Anthony Thomas.[/b] Come on, A-Train, with your teams troubles at QB, you gotta pick up the pace, man! B]Most Improved Wide Reciever. Finalists: Terrel Owens, Philly Eagles; Javon Walker, Green Bay Packers; Todd Pinkston, Philly Eagles. and the winner is: Javon Walker.[/b] TO, you did good picking up the Eagles, and Pinkston, way to step up. but Javon, Man, you did an exceptional job this year. Congrats on makin' the Pro Bowl, Brother. B]Most Valuable Player Finalists: Terrel Owens, Philly Eagles; Payton Manning, Indianapolis Colts; Ben Rothlesburger, Pittsburg Steelers.and the winner is: Ben Rothlesburger.[/b] TO, again, way to pick up a team. and Payton, 49 is a sweet number. but, did either of you go undefeated your rookie season? NOPE. Good job, Ben. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
