Monty Python

[prometheus 0]

I hear that Monty Python is quite popular in America. I absolutely love the films and if you like that sort of humour then you will like me! I like to be absurd and 'off the wall' with my humour. Who can forget 2He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" And "we want ... a shrubbery!" For some reason, though, I'm expecting a few comments on how The Life of Brian was anti-Christian and if that is your opinion then you are quite entitled to that. But then again, I find such comments to be from people who have a stick that need removing as I know lots of Christians who find it hilarious. The know when to lighten up. :)

[Abakai2003 0]

I know that this topic is aimd at our American friends but I'd just like to say

 

"Pray there's intligent life somewhere out in space cos theres bugger all down here on earth" :) I love that song.

 

the univers song to tie python and trek together

[prometheus 0]

The aliens in The Life of Brian! So bizarre. And when they crash their ship into the side of a planet! Ingenious.

[Stelfan 0]

Monthy Python are great!

 

I love The search for the Holy Grail.. The dangerous rabbit is hilarious :)

[ARMS 0]

I like the films, but the "flying circus" sucked, and i'm a real Brit! :)

[Abakai2003 0]

I like the films, but the "flying circus" sucked, and i'm a real Brit!

Monty phython RULE. :)

The show provided some of our best moments of on TV

[removed 0]

i love monty python. the movies are great and i love flying circus too. i watch it every monday.

[Takara_Soong 4]

Monty Python RULES!!!!

[Xeroc 0]

Monty Python is great!!!

 

...but...

 

This Topic should be in the HOLODECK!

[Makurosu 0]

I love Monty Python. Don't watch it near enough, though. Luckily, BBC America shows Flying Circus all the time.

[8247 0]

We found a witch...may we burn her?

 

How do you know she is a witch?

 

SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!!!!!!

 

Yeah, she turned me into a newt.

 

A newt?

 

Well....I got better.

 

I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch. They dressed me like this.

 

Well, we did a bit. We did the nose...and the hat but she it a witch!

 

BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!!!

 

There are ways of telling if she is a witch.

 

really?

 

What do you burn apart from witches?

 

MORE WITCHES!!!!!!!!!

 

Why do witches burn?

 

.....cause they're made of...wood?

 

Goooooood!

 

And wood floats on the water, so how do we tell if she is a witch?

 

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!!!!!!!!

 

No, what also floats in water?

 

APPLES....Really small rocks!

 

A DUCK!!!!!!!!!

 

Goooooood!, so if she weighs the same as a duck, then, she is made of wood, and therefore...

 

A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

We'll use my larger scales....

 

 

 

I love that movie. Not a bad memory considering I havent seen it in 3 years, huh? lol

[Klingonmike 0]

I'm a big fan of Monty Python as well.

 

What is your name? Sir Lancelot

 

What is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail

 

What is your favorite color? Brown....No blue...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries!

I shake my private parts in your general direction!

[Tank 0]

I think Monty Python is the highest level of humor. From the Flying Circus to The Meaning of Life everything Monty Python straight up rules! I've been thinking about buying the Flying Circus DVD box set.. Does anyone else have it? If so how is it?

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a big fan of Monty Python as well.

 

What is your name? Sir Lancelot

 

What is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail

 

What is your favorite color? Brown....No blue...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries!

I shake my private parts in your general direction!

That line is Sir Galahad (Michal Palin) Sir Lancerlot makes it over because at the end he's been arested :)

 

Python RULES

 

Sorry for the correction it's just I've watched that movie about a 150 times :)

[Klingonmike 0]

No problem,thanks for the correction! :)

[Yillara Skye 1]

What is your name? I am Arthur King of the Britons.

 

What is your quest? I am looking for the Holy Grail

 

What is the air speed velocity for an unladen swallow? What do you mean an African or European swallow?

 

"Wha---I don't know that...ahhhhhhh!"

[Lollypop 0]

I loved ' The Holy Grail '. The thing that cracked me up was when they were pretending to ride horses, and there was someone at the back banging coconuts shells together to make the horse sound. B)

 

After watching this film I laughed for days, and I had to keep telling people I wasn't laughing at them.

[starsinmyeyes 0]

Grew up on it. Love it. Especially love The Life of Brian - especially the Latin lesson and the long term prisoner- watching the crucifiction party walk by - 'You Lucky, lucky B*st*rd!',

 

Oh yes and "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

 

:)

[TrekkieMage 0]

I LOVE Monty Python! The 'Eploding Penguin on a Telly' scetch was funny :)

 

But, the Search for the Holy Grail, that was just amazing!

[fredbroca 0]

I love monty python the humor is original and soo funny. I had to buy the holy grail for the extra 24 seconds of extra footage it was right there on the box 24 extra seconds not min. but seconds I was laughing so hard when I saw that at the store people were looking at me but wait a miniute people always look at me. :) :)

 

p.s. nee nee

[Lollypop 0]

 

THE LUMBERJACK SONG

 

Composers: Terry Jones, Michael Palin, & Fred Tomlinson

Authors: Terry Jones & Michael Palin

Arranger: Fred Tomlinson

Lead Singer: Michael Palin

 

BARBER:

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

MOUNTIES:

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

BARBER:

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

 

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'

And has buttered scones for tea.

 

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

BARBER:

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

 

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

 

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

BARBER:

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Papa.

 

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra?!

 

[talking]

What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!

And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

 

[singing]

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

[removed 0]

i attached the lumberjack song to this page. its big, so just wait for it to load.

if you have dail-up, it might take a little while, but if you have cable, you should be fine.

here ya go:

http://www.geocities.com/bysty99/lumberjacksong.swf

 

:lol: thanks for the idea lollypop. lol.

[Lollypop 0]

i attached the lumberjack song to this page. its big, so just wait for it to load.

if you have dail-up, it might take a little while, but if you have cable, you should be fine.

here ya go:

 

 

:lol: thanks for the idea lollypop. lol.

:lol: Wonderful !

[Lollypop 0]

You don't happen to have " The Ying Tong Song " by the Goons do you ? :lol:

[removed 0]

You don't happen to have " The Ying Tong Song " by the Goons do you ? 

nope. you could probably find it on kazaa though.

[TrekkieMage 0]

i attached the lumberjack song to this page. its big, so just wait for it to load.

if you have dail-up, it might take a little while, but if you have cable, you should be fine.

here ya go:

http://www.geocities.com/bysty99/lumberjacksong.swf

 

thanks for the idea lollypop. lol.

LMAO!! I love it!! :o

[dsbs 0]

I cannot express how hilarious I find Monty Python, except by saying what I just said. I love Holy Grail. I think that was the best movie ever made.