Jeanway 0 Posted October 7, 2004 Cow Jokes What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? An udder failure. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician! What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter! What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted October 7, 2004 NASA's not telling us the whole truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted October 7, 2004 ^ ^ I suspect THAT picture was 'doctored' Just a hunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted October 7, 2004 Time is relative, and now, Time is poop. The Cowpie clock. Christmas is right around the corner, order your's today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted October 7, 2004 Good clock for the bathroom, I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted October 7, 2004 ................(__) ................(oo) ........./------\/ ....... / |___|| ......*. ||.... || .........^^..^^ The Cows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted October 7, 2004 This is the cover of a past issue of "Cowsmopolitan" magazine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted October 7, 2004 I made a fictional story up about this guy being a cow doctor that also is a BBQ Chef. In truth, you would hope that was the truth about him after you read this. If the link gets broken, basically in this web-zine, they reported this guy was arrested for bonking frozen chickens. Sadly if you look at his picture, he looks like the sort of guy that does that... This is a story that came right out of "Cowsmopolitan Magazine" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivendells_king 0 Posted October 7, 2004 you people are mean making fun of the bovine domesticus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
